<font size="4"><span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 204);">I'm such a sad pathetic looking fellow, even when I'm wagging my tail like crazy..... How can I let my momma know I truly am HAPPY and feel LOVED? She worries cuz I look so miserable and whimper alot and have these huge sad eyes. Those other dogs here actually kinda smile, but I can't, my big ole lips have a mind of their own, ya know. I know I'm spoiled freakin' rotten, of course! What clues am I giving to my complete and utter joy that she's missing? :P</span><br style="color: rgb(102, 0, 204);">
<br style="color: rgb(102, 0, 204);"><span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 204);">Barney</span><br></font>