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<DIV dir=ltr align=left><FONT color=#0000ff face=Arial><SPAN
class=882023000-23012009>One roll of paper towels?</SPAN></FONT></DIV>
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class=882023000-23012009></SPAN></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV dir=ltr align=left><FONT color=#0000ff face=Arial><SPAN
class=882023000-23012009>**ONE** ??? oh boo hoo hoo... mine is deserving of oebe
.... </SPAN></FONT></DIV>
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class=882023000-23012009></SPAN></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV dir=ltr align=left><FONT color=#0000ff face=Arial><SPAN
class=882023000-23012009>Look kiddo... I've got a hound.. that in the period of
1 minute.. took a big Costco sized 200 sheet box of bounce from the top of
the stairs where I set it on the laundry soap... into another area of the
kitchen and had happily spread bounce sheets all over his bedding, shredding the
cardboard box into confetti ...</SPAN></FONT></DIV>
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class=882023000-23012009></SPAN></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV dir=ltr align=left><FONT color=#0000ff face=Arial><SPAN
class=882023000-23012009>The same hound who grabbed hold of a 12 pack...
**TWELVE PACK** of toilet paper and made 7 of them unusable for even the tiniest
of buttocks.. the other 5 were relegated to **MY** use to live with teeth marks
and ripping toilet paper whenever I'd try to get pieces off the
roll...</SPAN></FONT></DIV>
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class=882023000-23012009></SPAN></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV dir=ltr align=left><FONT color=#0000ff face=Arial><SPAN
class=882023000-23012009>The same hound who reached up on the counter, back into
the corner bypassing a pan and getting access to a whole chicken carcass in less
than 1 minute alone in the kitchen... (xrays and otoscope or what ever it is
later and out the vetman's door 400 dollars more poor)</SPAN></FONT></DIV>
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class=882023000-23012009></SPAN></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV dir=ltr align=left><FONT color=#0000ff face=Arial><SPAN
class=882023000-23012009>the same hound that makes it a point of running back
into the house after scarfing down turds just so he can lick people..
</SPAN></FONT></DIV>
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class=882023000-23012009></SPAN></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV dir=ltr align=left><FONT color=#0000ff face=Arial><SPAN
class=882023000-23012009>same hound that can jump high enough to snag treats off
a shelf, granted bringing shelf down on said hound and teaching him a lesson..
maybe .... but still he was able to do these things.. </SPAN></FONT></DIV>
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class=882023000-23012009></SPAN></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV dir=ltr align=left><FONT color=#0000ff face=Arial><SPAN
class=882023000-23012009>and the same hound that destroyed my spare linksys
router...guess it just sounded oh so crunchy to him.. </SPAN></FONT></DIV>
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class=882023000-23012009></SPAN></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV dir=ltr align=left><FONT color=#0000ff face=Arial><SPAN
class=882023000-23012009>and even *I* know that's not oebe worthy *yet*
...</SPAN></FONT></DIV>
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class=882023000-23012009></SPAN></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV dir=ltr align=left><FONT color=#0000ff face=Arial><SPAN
class=882023000-23012009>LOL </SPAN></FONT></DIV>
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class=882023000-23012009></SPAN></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV dir=ltr align=left><FONT color=#0000ff face=Arial><SPAN
class=882023000-23012009>Kim I'm just kidding.. taking you to task... no matter
where we are as hound owners.... the real OEBE's will nearly always have us
beat... these would be the hounds that escape but constantly but are always
sitting just under the edge of the deck ignoring our calls.. when we see the
gate is wide open.. hounds that would shred living room furniture and
remotes and shoes, and parade our unmentionables in front of the preacher when
he comes by... oh no.. ours are not OEBE's yet.. not by a mile!!
:)</SPAN></FONT></DIV>
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class=882023000-23012009></SPAN></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV dir=ltr align=left><FONT color=#0000ff face=Arial><SPAN
class=882023000-23012009>And to the REAL OEBE's .. hats off and thank all that's
DOG, that I don't really have one of them... I'd be in real trouble
then!!</SPAN></FONT></DIV>
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class=882023000-23012009></SPAN></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV dir=ltr align=left><FONT color=#0000ff face=Arial><SPAN
class=882023000-23012009>LOL !!</SPAN></FONT></DIV>
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class=882023000-23012009></SPAN></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV dir=ltr align=left><FONT color=#0000ff face=Arial><SPAN
class=882023000-23012009>-Robert</SPAN></FONT></DIV><BR>
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<FONT face=Tahoma><B>Subject:</B> [Dailydrool] Wulfgang's quest for OEBE
Status<BR></FONT></DIV>
<DIV></DIV>I think Wulfgang was on that conference call with da Brudder
too. Here is his tally sheet over the last month:<BR><BR>Wulfgang 1 brand
new roll of paper towels 0<BR>Parading around my inlaws house while I was in the
shower with my bra and underwear in his mouth with my mother in law chasing him
1 (he opened the CLOSED bedroom door and somehow got into the </BODY></HTML>