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<DIV>Ahrooo, would the meeting come to order, please! Thank you, thank you
very much. Anyone? Is Nigel in the building yet? Are the
Marguerita's chilled? An adequate supply of flip flops? Good...</DIV>
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<DIV>Brudder Elwood - Have you any news on Brainsz truck arrival yet?
What? It was hijacked in Virginia? And Brudder Jake is still in the
slammer? Oh, this is not good. Do we have enough cash in the tweat
jar to spring him? No, Elwood, you cannot break him out - we'll have to pay
bail.Oh, and Brudder E? Next time don't let the little bonehead act on
YOUR idea, okay? </DIV>
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<DIV>What is it Elder Clara? Oh, please DO excuse yourself to tend to a pawsonal
matt....Oh my dawg!!! What is that smell? Oh, sorry, maam. I've
just never smelled anything quite like that bad before. </DIV>
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<DIV>What is is Llewis? Not yet, tell Nigel the social hour is AFTER the
business meeting.</DIV>
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<DIV>OLD BUSINESS:Kudos to all new OEBE's! Your deeds are the inspiration
for others. Our association is growing in leaps, hehehehe, and bounds. Keep
up the good work. And a special heads up to Wulfgang on his tenacity in
obtaining and destroying winter apparel, amongst other things. Well done,
good man. </DIV>
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<DIV>NEW BUSINESS: Attention, everyhoundie, er, um and houndette...must be
politically correct and all, hehehe. Our goal for this month is to continue the
mind control of the Tall Ones. This can be accomplished in several ways
without much effort on your parts. Be firm about the need to determine who
sleeps where in the bed, and I don't mean the ones on the floor. I mean
the TALL ONES beds. Get there first! Circle about and dig up an
appropriately comfortable nest in the bedclothes before settling in. Clear out
the ol' tailpipe before getting some well-deserved shut-eye.(Note to
secretary: Appropriate credit to Elder Clara for this suggestion.)
Look deep into the eyes of your slave while thinking "Short Ones Rule"
Repeat this every time the slaves try to remove you from the bed. Sleep
crossways so you can stretch your legs as much as possible. Remember to
snore and think about chasing bunnies, squirrels or <A
href="mailto:c@ts">c@ts</A>, your choice, hehehe before retiring to assure you
will have sweet dreams about this which will trigger the ol' Frito Feet to move
about. Set your internal alarm to go off at, say...3:30 AM. Wake up
the tall ones to escort you outside. Take your time, unless it is cold or
rainy. In that case, sniff the air, turn around and return to bed.
Lay down in the warm spot. You get the idea.</DIV>
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<DIV>What Llewis? You say you would like to enter a motion that Nigel's New Song
"Cawt in da Riptid ob Lub" become the Basset Cult of the Short Ones
official song? All in favor say AYE! Opposed? The motion is
carried unanimously and the meeting is hereby adjourned.</DIV>
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<DIV>Bring on the Margueritas....Where is my Speedo????</DIV>
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<DIV>Respectfully submitted,</DIV>
<DIV>Dozer B. Lowrider CD (Cool Dude)</DIV>
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