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<DIV><FONT face="Freestyle Script" size=6>First things first here. I,
Rosemary the basset, wants to know; what is that tasty beef thing and why wont
the bipeds tell me where to find it?.Secondly, Why wont they give it to me more
than twice a day?</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face="Freestyle Script" size=6> Oh, by the way, I'm still
sore in the derrière and I must say I'm embarrassed about this , but I had
another bout of this over night.{It happened sometime after I put the pet human
to bed after midnight.She must get her rest or I wont be able to have her money
to spend if she has to get a substitute for her class.}</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face="Freestyle Script" size=6> In DEFENSE of my mother
and grandmother, I have eaten so many strange and disgusting items in my seven
and a half years that I can understand why I was not run to the vet
immediately.{did I mention that I sprouted heartworm larva over night last
summer and both mom and grandma's stimulus checks went to curing me. if not,it
was an oversight on my Southern basset manners . I do try not to have rude
manners.Afterall I do try to share my more interesting tastes with the others in
the house.}</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face="Freestyle Script" size=6> Now,where was I? Oh yes,
the tasty morsel that they ,the bipeds, have hidden and wont give me more than
twice a day. Does anyone know what this is and have any idea on how to convince
mom to quit grading English papers and give me more.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face="Freestyle Script" size=6> Mom says if I can
not write without using run on sentences I have to quit typing. {poop to
mom.}</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face="Freestyle Script" size=6>Rosemary {with her pet human
Elisa}</FONT></DIV></BODY></HTML>