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<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Both Rolph and Clara stop dead if the other's lead
goes across their backsides. I have often felt it could be a useful training aid
- if only I could work out how....</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT size=2>This morning, Rolph stooped to a new low - which, bearing in
mind his leg length is saying something. Normally, when I get in the shower in
the morning, they take advantage of my absence by seeing which of them can
burrow furthest into my bed, where, of course, they are not
allowed.</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT size=2>I was therefore surprised to see Rolph's hairy little face
peeking round the bathroom door. "Aww", I thought, "my Velcro boy must be
feeling insecure to follow me here in the morning."</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2>Was he ever! When I got out of the shower there was no sign of
Rolph and strange noises coming from my bedroom.</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT size=2>The little brat had actually been checking I was tied up for a
while, so he could comehow get up on my chest of drawers and steal my handbag.
One or both of them had then emptied it across the floor. Clara had a new packet
of tissues she was busy ripping up and eating and Rolph had something hard
rattling around in his mouth. Both looked both guilty and smug.</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT size=2>I reclaimed my inhaler with the trade of a treat.</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT size=2>Velcro boy my Ar...</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT size=2>Sally, with Rolph and Clara, UK</FONT></DIV><pre>
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