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<DIV>No no no Nigel. Dis no be a gud ting. Ya bein a dork-a-ooler (dat a dorky basset )</DIV>
<DIV>for twyin to sail dis babee. Ya Momma be pawfully P.O 'd at ya iffen Conley go missin.</DIV>
<DIV>Bee ware of da P.O'd Momma's, dee be pawfulee frightinin.</DIV>
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<DIV>Dis be ya golden oppawtunaty to be a mantor to da baby. Ya can teachy him da whey to be</DIV>
<DIV>OEBE maw den ya are...den ya be da gud kid. See da lite at da enn of dat tunnel? Bein da</DIV>
<DIV>Empawress Supreem ob da Gang here, me nose how to workz dis to MEMEME advantage.</DIV>
<DIV>Now suck it up an git to werk!</DIV>
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<DIV>Corse I hab to say dat Sadie Maye not awl dat bad. Me kinna like dat little dork-a-rooler.</DIV>
<DIV>Herz warshups da ground me walkies on. Corse it kinna nice to teke herz fud too. Dere</DIV>
<DIV>are many perks to bein da Empawress.</DIV>
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<DIV>Member dis...No pain...No gain. So werk it Nigel fur awl ya can git.</DIV>
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<DIV>Now bow befur da Empawress to gib respect,</DIV>
<DIV>Empawress Ruby Doo... Ruler Supreme ob da Dog House Gang</DIV>
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<DIV style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: times new roman, new york, times, serif"><BR><BR><BR>Dis You Big Chanse Ebberbuddy!<BR>For Sail I gots one barely used Buppy.<BR>Walks, poops,pees an screeches. Eets are treets. Eeets are food so dere less for we. Take up alla MomPerson's time. <BR>Send Biskits he yurs.<BR>I include da stoopid poiple collar he gots usta be mine an da sock he stole frum me when I tuk a nap.<BR><BR>Send Biskits to:<BR>Llewis<BR>Llewis an Nigels Hawse<BR> an I sent da PEST to youse.<BR><BR>Lub an Droolto all in need<BR>Llewis<BR></DIV></DIV></div></body></html>