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<DIV>Me gunna tell awl ob ya bout me yesserday. So da Momma herz </DIV>
<DIV>sey Sadie Maye ya wanna go wit me. oh ya bet me do. </DIV>
<DIV>I jumpy, I runny,I bouncy. Wooo hooo me gits to go! </DIV>
<DIV>Offen we go to da buzzy pawt ob town. We go to da </DIV>
<DIV>bank...me gib da lookie...get a cookie. Me lub da drive </DIV>
<DIV>in cookie bank. So den we go to da place ware ya gits da </DIV>
<DIV>stinky juice for me car. Shhhh weee dat sum nassy stuff der.</DIV>
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<DIV>As Brudder Elwood sez...Den it happen. I been tole by da </DIV>
<DIV>Ruby Doo bout dis but I not beleeve me peepers. </DIV>
<DIV>Me shaky me headbone...yep me no dreamin. See der </DIV>
<DIV>be dis two legger man type pawson dat a gibbin me Momma </DIV>
<DIV>dat lookie loo see. Momma herz buzy fillin up me car an no see dis.</DIV>
<DIV>Herz such a bony head dat neber pay tenshun </DIV>
<DIV>to dis kinna stuff but we kidz be on da lookie our for dis. </DIV>
<DIV>We hab to protectz we intrest. </DIV>
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<DIV>So dis man thingy with da big ole stinky juice truck him comes </DIV>
<DIV>a swaggy-walkie ober. I tinky he a stiffy out da Momma so I gib da </DIV>
<DIV>big gal barky. Da Momma herz lookie up and sez. "Shhhh Sadie Maye"</DIV>
<DIV>den do da turny round an der him be. Him started a talkin bout da </DIV>
<DIV>wedder. Wat him tink we dumb or sumpin? We noze it gud wedder </DIV>
<DIV>no need sumbodee to tell we. Ohhh but himz juss a keepa running him </DIV>
<DIV>mowf. Dis gal no wike it. Me car dun full ob da stinky gas...time to </DIV>
<DIV>hit da road. Mabee go beck to da cookie bank an meke a witdrawal? </DIV>
<DIV>Me gib da barkies now...me jumpin up an down. Da </DIV>
<DIV>man him go to me winder...me go sniffy...No Treats... No Nuttin...how rude!</DIV>
<DIV>Me show him me tail and liff it hi up. How dare he sez hi to me an hab </DIV>
<DIV>nuttin in dat hand. Hrrrmph. Den I let me big ahroos go. </DIV>
<DIV>Yep I a bery loud arhoo-er. Momma herz a little red roun da cheeky </DIV>
<DIV>bones cuz ebber bodee lookie. Herz git in da car sez bye to dat no </DIV>
<DIV>treat in hand man an off we goze.</DIV>
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<DIV>I tell da Ruby Doo an da gang bout dis. Herz sez "Gud Job". </DIV>
<DIV>Dat man he trying to stole we slabe. We hab herz trained juss rite </DIV>
<DIV>an not gunna share herz wit no pawson. Herz is onny for we.</DIV>
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<DIV>Wooo hooo...Sadie Maye Da Hero ob da Dog House Gang</DIV>
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<DIV>P.S We cided we hab to cober da Momma smellz. We gonna </DIV>
<DIV>gadder up sum dem slimy birdz we found in we yard an sum</DIV>
<DIV>den kitty tweats an rub em on her while herz sleepin. Dat </DIV>
<DIV>shud meke herz smell reel gud an keep dem lookie loos fur</DIV>
<DIV>fum we Momma Bwaaaahahahaha</DIV>
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