<div>Hi everyone, Ms. Beasley here. First I want to say how cute Conley is, (I love younger men!), and I hope Barney has many more years with Synthia.</div>
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<div>Ok, now the important stuff...I AM IN THE RUNNING FOR BOTW!!!!! Auntie says I am a very pretty girl and a smart girl. Just yesterday I smelled somthing not right and checked my rump...no..nothing there. So I went to Auntie, she was sleeping in the chair and I jumped up on her. She woke up and said, Oh Beasley, then she said. I smell gas. OH OH She grabbed her walker thingy and went into the kitchen and looked at the stove.....THERE WAS A BURNER ON!!! Oh my heavens, we could have been at the Rainbow Bridge sooner than we expected!!!! Auntie was so grateful to me, she gave me cheese and some hamburger. So, hows about all my fellow BABES and OEBES out there vote for memememem. </div>
<div>PLEASE!!!</div>
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