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<div dir="ltr"><font face="Tahoma" color="#000000" size="2">Boi...splaat...ouch...boi...splaaat...ouch...boi...splaaat...ouch!</font></div>
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<div dir="ltr"><font face="tahoma" size="2">Huggie Bear here! OUch!!! Watch out Clyde you almost splatted me!!! Well, you know how Clyde Kadiddlehopper bounces when he's happy? Yikes-Clyde watch where you going you almost nailed Moosie Bear that time...sigh...Clyde's
been like this for a couple of days now...he's very worried that he won't reach his goal of selling 80 copies of his latest Bark of the Month(well almost) selection so that all proceeds of his book sales will go towards Pw. Doo Doo Head Xandy Bear's pledges
for this year's BW. Oooh, Clyde-buddy-whatever you do don't get in wee Gracie Allen's way she's on groundhog alert and if you get in her way she'll flatten you for good. Aren't you tired of doing that yet? Sigh...between Pw DDHXB walking around practicing
her smile and he wave, little miss la de da and Clyde stressing it's nuts around here. So do me a favor, won't you please contact the blondeslave at
<a href="mailto:sgmoose@optonline.net">sgmoose@optonline.net</a> and reserve a signed copy of Deer Aint Peggy by Sherlock P Blanchard, a very wise hound. I'm moving the deadline to the same as Pw DDHXB's Woofle deadline, Saturday April 11-if it's good enough
for her it's good enough for Clyde! Where did I put that table of contents. Clyde, enough already-you just splatted on the table of contents-I'M TRYING TO HELP HERE!!! Okay, that's better. Just look at a few of the different chapters in this very funny
book(if I'd included them all this would have been the longest post in history):</font></div>
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<span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Centaur MT'; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold">If You Ain’t Gonna Roll in It, You Prolly Don’t Want to Step in It. 15</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Centaur MT'">
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<span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Centaur MT'; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold">Why Do They Call em Hamboogers?. 21</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Centaur MT'"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Centaur MT'; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold">You Ain’t Gonna Believe whut Doctor
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<st1:City w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">Wilson</st1:place></st1:City> Did with the Thermometer!. 25</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Centaur MT'"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Centaur MT'; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold">Ain’t Nobody Appreciates My Wee-Weein Nowhere. 33</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Centaur MT'"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Centaur MT'; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold">They Iz Moar Then Won Waye Two Spel Enny Werd. 57</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Centaur MT'"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<st1:place w:st="on">Lot</st1:place> uv Pineapple Trees in <st1:City w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">Miami</st1:place></st1:City>. 69</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Centaur MT'"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Centaur MT'; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold">It Don’t Matter Whether It Iz a Verb er a Adjective: Bitin Cats Iz Dangerous!. 73</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Centaur MT'"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Centaur MT'; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold">Ah Been Thinkin About Growin a Mustache. 77</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Centaur MT'"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Centaur MT'; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold">Ivory Hunters Wont Mah Ears. 81</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Centaur MT'"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Centaur MT'; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold">Pushups en Other Thangs Ah Ain’t Gonna Do. 93</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Centaur MT'"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Centaur MT'; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold">I Lost a Shower Sandal Doin the Hula. 109</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Centaur MT'"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Centaur MT'; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold">It Iz Bad Luck to Open a Umbrella in a Canoe. 123</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Centaur MT'"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Centaur MT'; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold">Belgium Iz Just Like North Carolina, Except they Ain’t as Many Babtist Churches. 131</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Centaur MT'"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
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Ain’t in the <st1:country-region w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">U<span style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal">.</span>S<span style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal">.</span></st1:place></st1:country-region><span style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal">
</span>It Ain’t Even in <st1:State w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">Texas</st1:place></st1:State>. 143</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Centaur MT'"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<st1:City w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">Sandy</st1:place></st1:City> Claws: Ah Been uh Reel Good Boy this Year. 145</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Centaur MT'"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Centaur MT'; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold">When You Rupture a Disk They Don’t Feed You No Pole Beans. 151<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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