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<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'>Dere Miz Angela, dis be Almos Elder Gracie and Holly da
Dolly frum <st1:State w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">Texas</st1:place></st1:State>.
We has neber posted befor, but we feelz lak we hasta try to hep you, we heerd
our Mama reed out da drefful D word – DITE – and we mus innur, intur
… get inbolbed. I Gracie is whut Mama callz A EATER, dat meenz I lakz
me fud. No gud gettin avice frum me, Ize eet anyfing. Holly, on da udder
paw, dun’t lak mucha anyfing bery much. Dat be why Mama callz Holly
Pwincess Pikky Butt at dnner time. So I be put Pwincess Pikky Butt on,
she gibs you sum tipz. ---- Okay, dis be Holly da
Dolly, udderwise know as Pwincess Pikky Butt. Is berrrry impawtent to
twain slabes on dis fud stuff. Whut you haz to do is, you be skeer dem to
fink you neber eat nuffin eber agin. Wayz you doos dis is, you layz on da
flor, and youse not moobe. When dey gibs you suffin, youze glancez at it,
den lukks away, an doan moobe. No likk, no tail fump, noze nuffin.
Eben if it de mos wunnerful ham hunk you eber sniffied, no moobe – cept to
git up an go to udder side ob da rum. Oh, dey hates dis!! Dey calls
you names lak Pwincess Pikky Butt, but dey gets nerbus, bery nerbus. Doos
dis a cupla daze in da row, and dey is berrrryyy nerbus. Otay, dis gittin
gud. Nex time dey gibs you da fud bol wid da nassy dite fud, heer be whut
ua duz. Firs ya sniffies it a liddel, den ya siddown. Luuks aroun da
rum reel sloe, den benshuly pikks up a peece, set on da flor. Luuks aroun
da rum samore, out da winnow if youze got a winnow in da kichun, be suur ta tak
yuz time. No hury dis, takin da time be messin wid da slabe’s
mine. Dem gittin reeeelllly nerbus now. Benshully youze take a
liddel bite, chuz it reel slowz, den be lukkin rounda rum smore. Ya gits
da picher? Mess wid dem slabe mines, dey gitz so worrie yuz neber eets
nuffin agin, deys be a beggin yuz ta eet anyfink deyz can fink uv – dis inkludz
chickie, ham, porks roste, canndie, yuz namez it. Bemember, is bery, bery
impawtent ta mekes da slabes suffr an wurryz, den dey so feerd yuz no eetz, dey
triez to temt yuz wif wunnerful stufz. Wurkz eber time. Due dis
eber nite, sniffie, lukks around, putz peece on flor, lukks around, putz nudder
peece on flor, den mabee bery sloe chewz wun er too peecies, den luks around, eceterza,
eceterza. Nex fing ya noze, CHICKIES!! <o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
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<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'>Lubs an kissies frum Almos Elder Gracie, Holly da Dolly, an
da Mama (an dem wikked kitties)<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
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font-family:Arial'><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><font size=3 face=JanieHmkBold><span style='font-size:12.0pt;
font-family:JanieHmkBold'>Anita Woodrum</span></font><o:p></o:p></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'><a href="mailto:a.woodrum@sbcglobal.net">a.woodrum@sbcglobal.net</a></span></font><o:p></o:p></p>
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