<html><head><style type="text/css"><!-- DIV {margin:0px;} --></style></head><body><div style="font-family:tahoma, new york, times, serif;font-size:10pt;color:#000000;"><DIV>Abby Gale reporting in. To truly explain the events I must set the scene. </DIV>
<DIV>Momma had the front door open, the doorway has a permanent metal gate</DIV>
<DIV> installed as a typical screen door is no match for we 3 droolers and Ruby Doo. </DIV>
<DIV>Momma says this also prevents the full on meet and greet by we four kidz as </DIV>
<DIV>well as prevents pushy salesman from trying to come in.</DIV>
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<DIV>So we are enjoying a leisurely nap with the fresh air filling our dreams </DIV>
<DIV>with wonderous smells. Suddenly their is a new smell. A human is approaching </DIV>
<DIV>our domain and the alarm is sounded in a loud and almost ear deafening way. </DIV>
<DIV>Momma goes to the door and the nicely dressed gentleman, </DIV>
<DIV>(who by the way has no obvious signs of hair or drool on his clothing </DIV>
<DIV>and no treat smells that can be detected) states " Hi I am _____ from _____alarm systems. </DIV>
<DIV> I am in your neighborhood to speak with you about a home alarm system. </DIV>
<DIV>With home invasions on the rise the need to protect yourself is something you </DIV>
<DIV>should not neglect. There is need for you to have a sense of security and warning i</DIV>
<DIV>f a home invasion should occur." All this time we 4 gals are singing are "welcome song" </DIV>
<DIV>and there are 8 paws on the gate and 4 sets of eyes on this salesman. </DIV>
<DIV>Momma starts laughing quite unladylike and says to the gentleman, </DIV>
<DIV>"As you see I have quite the loud alarm system. I think that there voices would </DIV>
<DIV>probably met or exceed the decibel level or your system. They are my early warning system." </DIV>
<DIV>The man was quite put on and left without giving us the expected belly rub, head pat or </DIV>
<DIV>even acknowledgment. I think that he had no sense of humor. Of course Momma failed </DIV>
<DIV>to mention that she keeps the phone by the bed as well as her "other personal protection equipment" .</DIV>
<DIV>Yes our Momma is one of those "Rambo-like" Slave.</DIV>
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<DIV>We send drool to all those in need,</DIV>
<DIV>Abby Gale of The Dog House Gang (Proud to be Momma'sHome Security System).</DIV></div></body></html>