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<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Rolph, OEBE director of Evil, UK, has a new
hobby. It's called Obediance Classes. </FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Now you may be wondering how a dog who can consume
and recycle whole rolls of poo bags, can counter cruise, open and empty fridges
and cupboards, dance on top of the piano and take himself shopping, could call
obediance classes a hobby.</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT size=2>So am I.</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT size=2>Being a sucker, I just couldn't stand those big, sad eyes,
every time I left him in the house to take Clara to agility. As she has now
gone up a level, I thought I could start Rolph in the beginner class. However,
his reputation had gone before him and the school insisted the trainers saw him
in obediance classes to see if he was "too disruptive".</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT size=2>Well, they think he is the most wonderful dog in the
world.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2>He does all the exercises perfectly, behaves impeccably and
has been told he can start agility. In fact, some of the trainers sneak out and
have a cuddle with him before class.</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT size=2>At home, he remains irrepressible.</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT size=2>I think this proves he is the biggest con artist on
earth.</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT size=2>Sally, with Rolph and Clara, UK</FONT></DIV>
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