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<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 color=navy face=Arial><span style='font-size:
10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:navy'>Dear MomPerson – we feel that “sneekin
sips ob chartdonnay in da bafroom” is simply not good enough – how about
Frozen Margaritas in the den, or perhaps Bellinis for breakfast? If da
buppy is going to drive you to drink, then by golly, do it with style!!
(And just think, Conley’s been doing all this on his own, what happens if
Nigel decides to take the buppy under his wing and teach him Nigel-tricks?
Oh my…)<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
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10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:navy'><a href="mailto:a.woodrum@sbcglobal.net">a.woodrum@sbcglobal.net</a></span></font><o:p></o:p></p>
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<p class=MsoNormal><b><font size=2 face=Tahoma><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Tahoma;font-weight:bold'>From:</span></font></b><font size=2
face=Tahoma><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Tahoma'>
dailydrool-bounces@dailydrool.org [mailto:dailydrool-bounces@dailydrool.org] <b><span
style='font-weight:bold'>On Behalf Of </span></b>bevzap@comcast.net<br>
<b><span style='font-weight:bold'>Sent:</span></b> Sunday, July 05, 2009 2:55
PM<br>
<b><span style='font-weight:bold'>To:</span></b> dailydrool@dailydrool.org<br>
<b><span style='font-weight:bold'>Subject:</span></b> [Dailydrool] Conley scary
dude</span></font><o:p></o:p></p>
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<p><font size=2 color=black face=Verdana><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Verdana;color:black'>Ok dis Nigel an Llewis an Cooper an we riting
to tell youse dat liddel Conley done scairt da wazoombahs outta we an MomPerson
an DadPerson an mebbe ebben heself but he not tawking.<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p><font size=2 color=black face=Verdana><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Verdana;color:black'> <o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p><font size=2 color=black face=Verdana><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Verdana;color:black'>We all sitting dere nicey nice an Conley start
mekeing dem upchuk noises so MPerson she callt he an took he ousside. Now alla
sudden we heers MPerson screeming an I do meens screemin for Dperson for HELP
HELP ME HURRY HELP ME!! an he go flyin ousside (he slamt da door in we faces)
an it turn out dat Conley go out gakking an den he stombel, and stombel more an
he beke legs wobbler an da frontend it wobbler an BANGO he go flat down on he
side wif he hed all stretched out an he legs floppin aroun!!!<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p><font size=2 color=black face=Verdana><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Verdana;color:black'>MoMperson she grabt he aroun da chess an hole
he uprite an jam she hand clear down he froat (DadPerson oudsside den
helpin hole up) an BINGO, dat dam puppers he up an waggin and lookin for
treets. <br>
I tells ya we all holdin da breff much as he a ratsofinkpainindabutts, we lub
da liddel brat. MPerson fink he chokt. So do Auntie Debbie and Auntie Sandi an
ebben Sir Doc DVM fink dat, too. He seem fine now. Fact I want my chewy beke,
liddle thing....gimme dat here...Conley COME BACK HERE...<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p><font size=2 color=black face=Verdana><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Verdana;color:black'> <o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p><font size=2 color=black face=Verdana><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Verdana;color:black'>Drool to all in need<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p><font size=2 color=black face=Verdana><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Verdana;color:black'>Nigel an Llewis an Mr. Cooper Sir and
(MomPerson sneekin sips ob chartdonnay in da bafroom)<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p><font size=2 color=black face=Verdana><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Verdana;color:black'>an<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p><font size=2 color=black face=Verdana><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Verdana;color:black'> <o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p><font size=2 color=black face=Verdana><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Verdana;color:black'>I Cnly<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p><font size=2 color=black face=Verdana><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Verdana;color:black'>I luvs yu<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p><font size=2 color=black face=Verdana><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Verdana;color:black'>Luv Cnley. (ha ha skrt dm bg time.)<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
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