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<DIV>I got this joke from somewhere and thought I would share it with everyone.</DIV>
<DIV>This joke just goes to prove how smart our droolers are.</DIV>
<DIV>Droolz,</DIV>
<DIV>Karen and The Dog House Gang</DIV>
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<DIV><STRONG><U><FONT size=4>Equal Employment</FONT></U></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV>A local business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the window</DIV>
<DIV>stating the following:</DIV>
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<DIV> HELP WANTED. </DIV>
<DIV>Must be able to type, Must be good with a computer and Must be bilingual.</DIV>
<DIV> We are an Equal Opportunity Employer</DIV>
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<DIV>A short time afterwards a Basset trotted up to the window, saw the sign and went inside.</DIV>
<DIV>He looked aat the receptionist and wagged his tail, then wallked over to the sign, looked</DIV>
<DIV>at it and AHROOOOED! Getting the idea the receptionist got the office manager. </DIV>
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<DIV>The office manager looked at the Basset and was surprised to say the least. However the </DIV>
<DIV>Basset looked determined, so he lead him into the office. Inside the Basset jumped up</DIV>
<DIV>and stared at the manager. The manager said, "I can't hire you. The sign say you have</DIV>
<DIV>to be able to type". The Basset jumped down, went to the typewriter and proceeded to </DIV>
<DIV>type out a perfect letter. He took out the page, waddled over the the manager and gave</DIV>
<DIV>it him, then jumped back on the chair. The manager was stunned but then told the Basset,</DIV>
<DIV>"The sign says you have to be good with a computer." The Basset jumped down again and </DIV>
<DIV>went to the computer. The Basset procedded to demonstrate his expertise with various </DIV>
<DIV>programs and produced a sample spreadsheet and database then presented them to the </DIV>
<DIV>manager. By this time the manager was totally dumb-founded! He looked at the Basset</DIV>
<DIV> and said, "I realize you are a very intelligent Basset and have sone interesting abilities. </DIV>
<DIV>However, I <STRONG><U>still</U></STRONG> can't give you the job." The Basset jumped down, waddled over to the </DIV>
<DIV>sign and put his big paw on the sentences that said Equal Opportunity Employer. </DIV>
<DIV>The manager said, "Yes, but the sign <STRONG><U>also</U></STRONG> says that you have to be bilingual."</DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV>The Basset looked him straight in the eye and said..................</DIV>
<DIV><STRONG> </STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG> MEOW</STRONG></DIV>
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