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<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Dear Roland - OEBE guy:</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>A long time ago (9 months) my Momslave wrote
and asked how I could get OEBE status, 'cuz she and Dad thought I deserved it.
But I was too young! But I'm grown up now, almost 20 months
old, weigh 55 pounds and have a real long body.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Old enuff to know better they say.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Today, I did something really bad, which is why
Momslave is writin' to ask iffin I can get OEBE status now. Today's
deed and a bunch of stuff I've done since the end of January, which is when
I turned one year old might be enuff, I was thinkin'.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2></FONT><FONT face=Arial size=2></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>This afternoon, I'm lyin' on the floor in the
kitchen where Mom is cutting up a flank (skirt) steak which she is going to use
to make curry. She's got it in long strips, some are about 8 inches
long! I think yummy.... how am I goin' to get one? So I mind my own
bizness, then the phone rings and Mom goes over to answer it. She not go
far, about 6 feet away and she tells me to STAY! and not jump up.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>But I don't got brains or ears and jump up onna
counter and stretch myself all the way and grab a piece ob that meat!
Stuff it all the way into my mouth. She sees me and YELLS ...Lucie! PUT
THAT DOWN! Hangs up the phone, takes 2 steps and next thing I know....she
pries open my mouf and takes that meat away! Dang!</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Lucie (devil Dog)</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Since the end of January, 2009, Lucie
has:</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>- chewed up every pen and pencil that she can reach
- which we have lost count.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>-chewed all plastic containers within reach.
</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>- 3 days ago, gnawed on 4 CD cases. CD's seem
to be OK.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>- ripped up 3 cookbooks, one of which has had the
cover chewed off. Same book twice.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>- did the same to a library book. Mom had to
pay for it.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>-chewed through several cooking
magazines. Claims the pictures looked good enough to eat.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>-pulled a box of Cheerios off the counter, ripped
the box and scattered Cheerios everywhere. Only ate some.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>-ate 42 shortbread-type cookies from a deluxe
bakery in Victoria, B.C. Had to work through 2 boxes to get to
them. The cookies were for out-of-town guests.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>-licks the butter (in the dish) or whatever food is
on the table whenever the slaves leave it too near the edge, especially
bacon.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>-loves to be nearby when pastry is
being rolled out - is tall enough to jump up and steal chunks of
it.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>When the breeder told us she had a mischievous
streak, we thought...how bad can it be? All our other bassets were
naughty, too. But Lucie definitely keeps us on our toes.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Roland, are these dastardly deeds
enough?</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Karen, Momslave to Lucie (Devil Dog)</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial">----- Original Message ----- </DIV>
<DIV
style="BACKGROUND: #e4e4e4; FONT: 10pt arial; font-color: black"><B>From:</B>
<A title=handsomehounds@yahoo.com href="mailto:handsomehounds@yahoo.com">Noah
Goslowah</A> </DIV>
<DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><B>To:</B> <A title=klcannon@telus.net
href="mailto:klcannon@telus.net">Karen Cannon</A> </DIV>
<DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><B>Sent:</B> Sunday, December 07, 2008 12:56
PM</DIV>
<DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><B>Subject:</B> Re: Evil Basset Lucie</DIV>
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<DIV>Dear Lucie,</DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV>The mom put me in a kennel while they went to Mexico. The
kennel did not have internet access!</DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV>Good for you on the hotdog. Keep up the good work.
</DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV>Slurps,</DIV>
<DIV>Roland<BR><BR></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=System color=#4040ff>Janice Henry
Colvin</FONT></DIV><BR><BR>--- On <B>Fri, 11/28/08, Karen Cannon
<I><<A
href="mailto:klcannon@telus.net">klcannon@telus.net</A>></I></B>
wrote:<BR>
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Karen Cannon <<A
href="mailto:klcannon@telus.net">klcannon@telus.net</A>><BR>Subject:
Re: Evil Basset Lucie<BR>To: handsomehounds@yahoo.com<BR>Date: Friday,
November 28, 2008, 11:40 AM<BR><BR>
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<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Hi Roland! </FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Thanks for the info. I am trying my
best to be sometimes evil. Right now, mom and dad think I'm
sleeping, but really, I'm just thinking up ways to be evil.
Yesterday, I chewed mom's new diabetes magazine - I think the pages
with the recipes taste real good. Then I grabbed the wooden
coaster and broke it into little bits. </FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Last week, I stole a wiener off the
counter - but mom took it away from me cause she said it still had
plastic on it. Darn! it tasted so good.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Butter tastes even better, espeshully
when I can lick it from the dish on the counter.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>I have to be faster here, those two are
starting to catch on.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Lucie. </FONT></DIV>
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<DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial">----- Original Message ----- </DIV>
<DIV style="BACKGROUND: #e4e4e4; FONT: 10pt arial"><B>From:</B> <A
title=handsomehounds@yahoo.com
href="mailto:handsomehounds@yahoo.com" target=_blank
rel=nofollow>Noah Goslowah</A> </DIV>
<DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><B>To:</B> <A title=klcannon@telus.net
href="mailto:klcannon@telus.net" target=_blank
rel=nofollow>klcannon@telus.net</A> </DIV>
<DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><B>Sent:</B> Tuesday, November 25,
2008 4:02 PM</DIV>
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<DIV>Dear Lucie</DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV>You theoretically have to be one year old and not that
evil. Just sometimes evil.</DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV>Yours,</DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV>Roland, OEBE Guy<BR><BR></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=System color=#4040ff>Janice Henry
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