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<p class=MsoNormal>Deer Brudder Elwood, Dis be Dan the Man. Iffen Ms
Cheryl can't take you in, you could come here to my house. We already
gots a couple of womenz here that pees on the floor. They's old.
Reeeeeel old. Momperson doesn't seem to care much. Course I don't
pee on the floor so I don't know what wuld happen iffen I did. But if Molly
or BeBe (the Mouth) does it, she just getys them paper towler things and mops
it up. The teenager two leggers say Molly stinks cause she even
pees on herself. But Momperson just says she's old and mebbe someday you
pee on yerself too. Onliest thing is, don't expect too many treats.
You gotta do somethin' fer yer treats here. Mebbe sit or come or
somethin'. Buit we gots a dog door and there's a critter in the back yard
I'm gonna catch one day so's you culd help with that. Let me know so I
can make the planz. Oh, and there's BooBoo here too an she's blind but
she's OK, and Bones too but he just whines a lot. Shouldn't cramp yer
style any. Think about it. Dan the Man (Hey Mom…..guess
who's comin over!!)<o:p></o:p></p>
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