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<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Arial>Abby Gale here reporting in on the latest breaking
news story. Hold on to your ear flaps houndies! Reports are coming in
across the nation of this century's newest Bonnie and Clyde duo. This
is the duo of Evil Annie and Cunning Conley who unnamed sources have said will
wreak havoc all across the Windy City. Sources are saying that Evil Annie
is coming incognito on the Greyhound so as not to alert Momperson. In
the background is the Miss Maggie Wags who is assisting in helping the
infamous Evil Annie in her escape from her home territory where she currently on
probation for her previous shenanigans. </FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Arial>As we have not heard from Momperson on this
subject, fears are that she be held hostage by Cunningly Conley or he has pulled
the flaps over her eyes. This reporter is wondering if there are hostage
negotiations being held by the famous law firm of Nigel and Lewis on the hush
hush side. </FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Arial>We can only hope that these two notorious droolers
do not team up. Chi Town will never be the same if this were to
happen. Momperson may not be able to survive the dastardly deeds that
these two will commit.</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Arial>In other news. What the sam hill is that
little black and white hissy, growly thing in the crate? Why it is meaner
than a two headed snake fighting at meal time. That thing is pretty
menacing for such a little thing. I will update this story as details come
in.</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Arial>Abby Gale of The Dog House Gang....Reporting from
California.... (I am not a tattle tale....Mommmmmaaaaa they are picking on
me.)</FONT></DIV></BODY></HTML>