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<DIV>Oh My God, the spirit has a ascended upon us, my ever so sweet Maggie
Wags has turned into a she devil. Today I had to change the toilet paper
roll, not sure what the rule of the thumb is in everyone else's house but
in my house, I am the only person who seems to know how to change the toilet
paper roll ??? </DIV>
<DIV>Hmmmm ???????? any ways I unwrap the roll of toilet paper and set it
on the toilet while I am taking the old roll off and in comes Maggie and grabs
the damn roll of toilet paper and takes off running through the house. well I
don't move very fast, matter of fact I move like a snail I have so much pain ,
but I am in ever so hot pursuit of Mags, by the time I get in the
living room she had half the roll undone and her and Evil Annie were
having a blast ripping TP all over the living room, Maggie has it stuck
big time to the inside of her flews !!!! YEA but Evil
Annie sees me coming, grabs the roll and runs behind the couch ( bitch )
If you could just see that evil look that Annie had peeking out behind the couch
with that roll of toilet paper hanging out of her mouth. I told Maggie to get
her and she went round the end and " Flushed " Annie out the other
end ! bwahahahahahaha !!!!! Im going to put it in the mail
tomorrow and mail it to my hubby up In Northern Michigan and tell him to use
it in the outhouse ! bwahahahahah I need to
spend more time with some humans I am losing it here !!!!</DIV>
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<DIV>Marlene Mommy to Maggie Wags and Evil
Annie</DIV></FONT></BODY></HTML>