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<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Tahoma><FONT size=3 face="Times New Roman">After reading
this I finally had a diagnosis for the disease that has been a part of my life
since I was at least a year old maybe even at conceptions. Now I know that
I am not only a slave but I have severe case of amobacter caninii-itis.
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<DIV><FONT size=3 face="Times New Roman">I am sure that many of you will find
that you suffer from this as well.</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT size=3 face="Times New Roman">We send drool to all in need.
Hopefully this will help to bring you a smile today.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3 face="Times New Roman">Karen and The Dog House
Gang</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Tahoma><FONT size=3 face="Times New Roman">Urgent Notice:
Potential Danger of Dog Hair.....<BR><BR> In a press release today, the
National Institute of Health has announced the discovery of a potentially
dangerous substance in the hair of dogs. This substance, called "amobacter
caninii" has been linked with the following symptoms in females:
Reluctance to cook, clean or do housework, a reluctance to wear make-up,
good clothes or high heels heels. Reluctance to spend money on home or
car repairs until after 'Baby' has new collars, leashes, beds, treats, food,
blankets or toys.<BR></DIV></FONT></FONT>
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face="Times New Roman"> "Amobacter caninii" usually results in long hours
away from home and exhaustion which may lead to a loss of physical contact
with other humans (especially husbands and boyfriends). "Amobacter
caninii" is thought to be addictive, driving the need for additional
sources - this may lead to a "pack mentality" or like the potato
chip commercial, "you can't have just one". Beware! If you come in contact
with a female human infected by this substance, be prepared to talk about
dogs for hours.<BR><BR> Surgeon General's Warning: Dogs are expensive,
addictive, and may impair the ability to use common
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