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<DIV><FONT color=#008080>Methinks dis be da TERRIBOW sitchiation!</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT color=#008080>Elwoodz Momma--not on da Howliday lists???</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT color=#008080>How kan dis bee???!!! Me kan't beleebs me
earbonz!!</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT color=#008080>but awe beez well.... youz be on MY list eben doe we
not be on yurs...</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT color=#008080>we LUBZ yewz,</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT color=#008080>daMom huckle</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT color=#008080>ranger the bob</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT color=#008080>aud-baud (alwayz in R heartz)</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT color=#008080>& lil daisy bug</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" color=black size=1>Momma iffin I
gotz to lib wif da Twig, what bout all dem cardz? You best git busy, you late ol
wooman.</FONT></DIV>
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size=1>Momma gib me "da look". </FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT size=1>Momma sigh.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=1>Momma put her arm round me neckbonez, seyz Brudder Elwood,
dis be da story.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=1>Momma didn't git on da list dis year. Momma sorry, but da
hound support job bee a suckin da life outta Momma and Momma was afraid she
could.t git it done an dat not fair to all the peepz dat bee on da list.
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<DIV><FONT size=1>Brudder Elwood ragin now, I kickin me feet like affer I
poop. </FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=1>Momma seyz, Elwood we gib many fanks fur all our friends,
and we be thankful for whut we hab not whut we ain't got.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=1>So here be da Brudder. I gotz da Christmus Twig, no nice
cards a goin out. Dis must be why me bowelz be irritable.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=1>Grrrrrrrrr.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=1>Drool to all in need, dat summfin we do
gotz-----------------------</FONT><BR><FONT
face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"><FONT face=arial color=#0000ff
size=1><EM>Debbie Winchester <BR>Official Food Slave and Drool Mop Queen to
<BR>Ol' Bob, Sister Daisy, Brudder Jake <BR>OEBE Elder Clara, Queen of Farts
<BR>OEBE Brudder Elwood, Instigator of Evil
Deeds</EM></FONT></FONT></FONT></DIV></BLOCKQUOTE></BODY></HTML>