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<p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
color:black'>Ummmmm …. How can I delicately put this??? Okay,
there isn’t a way to delicately put this. <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
color:black'>The boy basset climbs on top of the girl basset … oops …
wrong end! The girl basset flings her rear in the boy’s face and
screams … COME HITHER!<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
color:black'>The boy basset climbs on top of the girl basset … oops …
not in her ear! The girl basset takes his ear off!<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
color:black'>The boy basset climbs on top of the girl basset … oops …
he squirts stuff all over her left rib cage. The girl basset bites his
nebberminds! <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
color:black'>The boy basset climbs on top of the girl basset … in the
correct general vicinity. The girl basset rolls over for a belly
rub. The boy basset “loses his load” all over her belly.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
color:black'>Three hours later ….The boy basset … with his tongue
hanging to his toes … is still trying. The girl basset is still
ripping his face off. <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
color:black'>The person “takes the situation in hand” …
literally. The neighbors are peering through the windows. The
vice cops come. <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
color:black'>Headlines in the morning paper … “Elementary school
principal arrested for performing sex acts with her male basset hound.”<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
color:black'>Text following headlines reads: “Principal says her
name is “Good Hands Lady” and the “Dog F****r” sign on
her van is appropriate advertising. Lawyer says she will plead insanity.”<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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color:black'><o:p> </o:p></span></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
color:black'>See serious response in next post.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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color:black'><o:p> </o:p></span></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
color:black'>Sandi Wittenberg & The Red Bay Gang<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
color:black'>Grady, Hoagie, Johnny, Norm & Opie<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
color:black'>sandi@redbaybassets.com<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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color:black'><o:p> </o:p></span></p>
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color:black'><o:p> </o:p></span></p>
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