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<DIV>First i want to say, Jacquie, I thik you should keep Molly, she
has bonded with you and you won't be able to sleep at night wondering if someone
else is taking care of her . she should stay that way you wont have to
waaaaah anymore.</DIV>
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<DIV>Jackie, I'm lifting my glass to toast you hon ! It's great knowing
i'm not the only crazy basset person ! bwahahahah</DIV>
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<DIV>so dis is what happens tonight, our brand new toilet gets
plugged, now dis is one of dem new water saving toilets less water to
flush with, but no where does it say not to wipe you butt with more than three
sheets of paper ! bwahahahah ! so supper is ready,
hubby is napping cause he has to work at Lowes tonight, Maggie Wags has to
go pee and it ringing her bells on the back door, ring, ring, ring,
hold on a minute Maggie, ring ring , crap I run down put Maggie
outside, turn off the chicken on the stove, hubby STILL sleeping, I run down in
the basement to get the rubber plunger ! Hubby awake now, says " "
do you think you can make a little more noise ????? "
grrrrrrrrr !!!! so Annie is in da bathroom helping me plung the
toilet, but beings dere is little water in da toilet bowl ,
when you PLUNG, ( pay attention here ) what water is in
the toilet , FLIES out of the toilet !!! all over me, the
wall, the rug , Annie is barking and grabs the damn plunger and runs through the
kitchen into the living room dripping wet toilet paper with
her, hubby is yelling " MARLENE
" Ok, now Im mad !!!!! and I looked at him and
said " if you open your mouth and even ask what Im doing I am
going to beat you to death with my rubber plunger !!! It took both of us
to corner Annie behind the couch to get the plunger away from her hubby
had to hurry and eat dinner so he could go to work while I cleaned up a wet
floor, wall and picked up all of the wet toilet paper off the carpeting in
the living room , and low and behold ding ! I forgot that
Maggie was still out side, I need another set of bells so she can ring when she
wants to come in ! and my toilet flushes beautifully !!!!!!!!! </DIV>
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<DIV>Marlene Mags and Evil Annie I'm in lock
down again ! mommy for gotz ta tell you dat I pulled all ob da insulation
out ob her new gloves today too, she sez dat meez nebber going to
get out !!!!!! an she gotz dat rubber plunger sittin on top of me crate
and she sez dat she goin stick it on my butt ! wen meez gets out.
stop laughing Maggie dats not funny! momeeee oh
momeeeeee</DIV></FONT></BODY></HTML>