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<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Arial>Dear Roland Duke of Ears</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Arial></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Arial>Bazzle has demanded that I submit his application
of OEBE as well.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Arial>Though I still think he is terrible sweet looking
"when he is asleep"</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Arial></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Arial>1. Counter cruiser extrodinairre. Able
to push the step stool up</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Arial>to the counters to increase his reach. He has
now learned to push it</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Arial>from an area in the house. </FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Arial></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Arial>2. Adept sink cruiser. Stealing whatever he
can including a large skillet</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Arial>and promptly running out the dog door. (The
flap flap flap is a signal that he</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Arial>has made off with yet another prize.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Arial></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Arial>3. Able to now the French door refrigerator
but has found the meat section</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Arial>of the freezer much more interesting.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Arial></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Arial>4. Regularly redecorates the house with
paper, magazines and firewood bits</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Arial>including carrying in small logs to chew up in the
big bed.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Arial></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Arial>5. Destroyer of countless numbers of zippered
items. (mom's coat, boots, beds)</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Arial></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Arial>6. Remote control and telephone destroyer including
Mom's Palm that she used for work.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Arial></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Arial>7. Chewed Mom's antique four poster bed
footboard.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Arial></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Arial>8. Terrorizer of kitties (except Nikko who refuses
to be terrorized and lays down giving up) though in his defense he would
not hurt them.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Arial></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Arial>9. Theft of every pair of house slippers Mom has
ever bought and buries them in unknown areas of the yard.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Arial></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Arial>10. Ate a large area of linoleum and carpet at two
legged sister's home.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Arial></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Arial>11. Able to destroy a cone of shame while
being worn.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Arial></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Arial>12. Runs with scissors, can openers and forks
in the house and yard refusing </FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Arial>to drop his prizes no matter how much Momma begs,
bribes or yells. </FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Arial></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Arial>13. No trash or recycling can is
safe.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Arial></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Arial>14. Reminds Mom frequently not to leave any
makeup or hair brushes in reach.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Arial></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Arial>15. Regularly steals clean laundry including
jeans and shirts to drag them through </FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Arial>the yard then bring the proudly back in to show his
idea of cleaning.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Arial></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Arial>16. No purse is safe. Ate his Auntie's
tooth glue after stealing it from her purse. </FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Arial>(Now that was funny </FONT><FONT size=2
face=Arial>to see his mouth glued shut and him trying to tell me there was a
problem).</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Arial>Has a taste for the "green paper" and credit cards
which I now have a $20 and a $5 to take in</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Arial>to the bank to see if they will
exchange.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Arial></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Arial>17. Unable to steal from the big freezer
since Mom now locks it. Though doesn't mind meat</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Arial>cicles and will steal them if Mom forgets to lock
the freezer.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Arial></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Arial>18. Steals tape, vet wrap, large cotton rolls
etc out of the first aid cabinet every chance he gets.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Arial></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Arial>This is just some of the "short list" of antics my
boy had done. Even though I never had the chance </FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Arial>to nominate Tucker (ATB) for OEBE, I have no doubt
my boy is whispering in Bazzle's ear.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Arial></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Arial>Bazzle would like to know if this is enough but is
willing to do even more (Oh my Dawg)so that he can be</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Arial>OEBE and make Tucker proud.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Arial></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Arial>Droolz,</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Arial>Karen and The Dog House Gang</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Arial></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Arial>P.S. Nelly Belle would rather be in the BABES
but is not sure of the requirements.</FONT></DIV>
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