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<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Arial>My daughter had a job interview today.<BR>She
didn't wear the shoes she was planning to wear because . . .well, ask
Rolph</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Arial>I am not wearing my comfortable socks, for exactly
the same reason.</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Arial>My Dyson can no longer clean the stairs properly,
because the stair 'head' is all mis-shapen ....isn't it Rolph?</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Arial>My other daughter has to have another new pair of
glasses, because something happened to the old pair . . . didn't it
Rolph?</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Arial>All my wooden kitchen implements, like spoons and
spatulas have a slightly uneven look to them . . .don't they Rolph?</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Arial>The school timetable that was attached to the
fridge with magnets can no longer be read, after being found, in pieces..... can
it Rolph?</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Arial>And I went downstairs last night to check I
had turned off the lights. I had, but I'm glad I went, because my money purse
had somehow got out of my handbag and was halfway down someone's throat . . .
wasn't it Rolph?</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Arial>It's such a relief he's calming down now he's got
his big boy brains ....aren't you Rolph?</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Arial>Sally with Rolph and Clara (I'm the good dog),
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