<font color="#6666cc"><font size="4"><font face="comic sans ms,sans-serif"><b>AArrrOOOO! Arfur heer wif a story u just wont beweev. Mama habs bin tryin' fer </b></font></font></font><font color="#6666cc"><font size="4"><font face="comic sans
ms,sans-serif"><b>mumfs</b></font></font></font><font color="#6666cc"><font size="4"><font face="comic sans ms,sans-serif"><b> an' </b></font></font></font><font color="#6666cc"><font size="4"><font face="comic sans
ms,sans-serif"><b>mumfs</b></font></font></font><font color="#6666cc"><font size="4"><font face="comic sans ms,sans-serif"><b> to ketch owr kitty to go to da vet so she kin git her lie sense (due in April '09). Her wabees shot 'xspired in November '09. Howebber, dat Pippicat duz not co are purr ate. Furst time she scwatched mama bad. Secund time she gots her in da widdle cwate an' she got owt. Den fer mumfs an' mumfs she wud not wet mama tuch her. Corse, mama iz owt a wot, den she wuz werking, den sumtimes da vet ar not dere, an' sumtimes Pippi stays owt fer DAYZ! Deez fings gotted wee peeted a lot. Den mama gots a twap frum da vet to twap her an' take her in (to da vet). Da doggy ketcher tol' her no cat kin wesist sardeens. Weww, Pippi can. She nebber went even neer dat ol' twap. We twied it for free mumfs an' hadda weturn dat twap. So mama gibbed up. Den da doggy ketcher camed to da dore an'sed, "yu hab until March 1 to get dat kitty. Den yu gits a tikkit." Now dat lit a fire under mama. She started plottin' whut she wuz gonna do...an' WHAM! Furst da fone died an' da inner net. An' dey tol' her stay home an' wate fer da fone man. DEN...BOOM! Da biggist storm we ebber seed twaps us heer. Ok, so she figgers sheel take Pippi on Saturday after we ar pwowed owt. Nyuh-uh. Wile we houndies were fro likkin' in da sno, mama wuz stukked in da dwiveway sidewayz an' cud not get owt. On toppa dat, da vet wuz not at dat offiss, but at a con venshun. An' by da time mama gotted un stukked, dey wudda bin clozed ennywayz.<br>
Now I no diss is long, but it iz da hole sowwy story. Da day befor today, she went in da barn an' fownd da anteek kitty box. She sed "da h#$$% wif da soft modern wun" (dat Pippi can unfassen frum da inside). Den she gwabbed da kitty in her sweep. Da kitty cant go owt in da 24+ inches of sno hehehe. She stuffed 'er in da cwate an' cawed da vet an' sed "GOT 'ER WEER COMIN'!" Now, da Pippicat hates da car mor dan ennyfing an' she yowled awl da way dere. Wen she gotted dere, she wuz kwiet. Hmmm...why? Den da vet twied to get da Pippicat owt ov dat cwate an' she wud not com. He tipped it an' mama pulled an' FINAWWY dey gots her owt an' - YUCK!!! Da vet sez "WATE! Don't moov!" Pippi pooped. It wuz on da table, on da bwanket frum da cwate an' awl ober mama's hand...eeeeew! (her sez). Ennywayz, she gotted free - wun, two, free shots an' den sat an' purred wile Doc wooked at her. She purred awl da way home, den wud not weev her bed awl day or eben today...she iz mad eben tho she gotted even by poopin'. I gotta wemember dat wun. Maybe if I twy it da vet won't get me. [In your dreams, Arfur!] An' dats da ad venchur of Pippi an' mama an' da vet. Now today mama gots to get da lie sense an' pay a fine fer elebben mumfs late. She sez its worf it not to hab to do dat agan!<br>
<br>Now dis wud hab nebber bin a pwoblem if mama had just wet Vito eet da kitty wike he wants to!<br><br>Arfur, keeper ov da Pippicat, Vito, nemesis of da Pippicat, Hugo, wattsa a Pippicat?, an' Lady, oh dats whut dat iz!<br>
<br clear="all"></b></font></font></font>Blossom <a href="http://www.dogster.com/?50296">www.dogster.com/?50296</a><br>Hugo <a href="http://www.dogster.com/?443659">www.dogster.com/?443659</a><br>Arfur <a href="http://www.dogster.com/?443631">www.dogster.com/?443631</a><br>
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