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<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Antique>Whut dis??? Sum hoomun thinkin we no
brainerz an dumb? Okay,</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Antique>me brainz not here yet but der sumpin up
dere. Why youze nebber</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Antique>been to we houze dat full ob da best bweed
round...Otay Ruby Doo </FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Antique>da Empress sez herz best cuz her put up wit
we. </FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Antique></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Antique>If we be dummeez how can me open da fwench door
silber box. Why</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Antique>da Momma hab to lock da big white reely cold box
cuz me can open it</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Antique>too. Den me snag do gud stuff. Me no
where da key is but no figure</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Antique>how to git it yet. Da Momma just put lot a
chickie and ribs in der and</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Antique>I will hab some soon as me figger how to get the
step stool outta da kitty</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Antique>scape room. Momma moob it cuz me figger out
how to use it fur getting da </FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Antique>gud stuff. Me eben can open da cwoset doors
wit da TP paper an da gud </FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Antique>shoe. Now da momma wear brown an bwack
slipper. Bwahahahaha.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Antique>Iffen we dummeez how come we git we own fweezin
white box? HUH?</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Antique>Nuttin dumb bout dat. </FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Antique></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Antique>Me no any time der be sumpin stwange round da
</FONT><FONT size=2 face=Antique>house. Me and Ruby Doo be </FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Antique>da larm system. Wen da larm peeples came
</FONT><FONT size=2 face=Antique>dey cud sez Momma hab da bestess </FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Antique>larm system round. We watin fur da day
sumbuddy stick der hed in we own door</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Antique>an twy to come in. Dey gonna face The Dog
House 5 front line. Da cuddles be on</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Antique>to frowin him poop bombs down, kitties be
hind we yowlin. Bring up da troopz rear</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Antique>be the scarry lookin Momma who be madder den da
Mad Hatter with her .45 to protect </FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Antique>we frum da bad peeple. Now how menny udder
peeples hab furkids do that? Dat </FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Antique>be purdy smart.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Antique></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Antique></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Antique>Dat Abby Gale smart one too. Herz git her
brainz cuz her 4. Wen her</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Antique>in trubble den da lookie and da belly turn
up. Dat girl got do lookie. Why </FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Antique>herz wuz smart enuff to eben git it on da
news. Herz eben destwact da </FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Antique>Momma so we can fwap, fwap, fwap outta da door
wit gud stuff.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Antique></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Antique>Nelly Belle smart to. Herz git on da foor
awl playful like and git us</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Antique>awl in da play mode den herz run roun an git on
da couch perch. Me seen</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Antique>herz smiling afferwards. She mite be a
senyor but der nuffin wrong wit</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Antique>her noggin.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Antique></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Antique>Den der be Sadie Maye. We tag team to reach
the farthest stuff. </FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Antique>den fwap fwap fwap </FONT><FONT size=2
face=Antique>we out we door. Da Momma chase we butt </FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Antique>her slow moobin so we get some good stuff.
We play da tag teem keep</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Antique>way frum Momma game awl da time. We
eben stole da</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Antique>aunties toof glue to see if it enny gud.
Yep it werk gud fer me. Me </FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Antique>toofers mouf and tongue no moobe. tonight
herz to slow git da chickie </FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Antique>out so we hep her. Take we piece
furst. Den ribs in da silber box not eben </FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Antique>a bit safe.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Antique></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Antique>Isabelle still kinner scardt but herz gunna
learned. Me gunna teach her. </FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Antique>Right now her best trick is hidin in da
bushes. Dat gurl git tweets when </FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Antique>herz come in da houze with Momma. Dat purdy
smart fur me.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Antique></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Antique>Den der da Sophee Maree. Why dat one can
sneek like eberything. Herz </FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Antique>sneak da Momma salad but spit it out iffen
der no ranch on da wettuce.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Antique>Dat purdy smawt to me. Oh an wen her go
outta door herz will bark bark bark</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Antique>twyin to git da Momma come and pick herz
up. Wen it supper dat gurl gotta hab</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Antique>herz fud in speshul bowl or her bark, bark,
baaarrrk. Iffen Momma furgit to put da</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Antique>sumpin speshul on top den her bark bark bark
until it git put on. Den at beddy time</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Antique>herz bark, bark, bark to git da Momma
to cawwy herz to da beddy. Den her snuffle</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Antique>round til Momma gib her dwink in her "own"
speshul beddy time cup. Why dat one</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Antique>may libbed herz life in puppymill but herz a diba
now. Dat a purdy smart gal iffen you </FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Antique>ask me.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Antique></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Antique>Iffen dat not smart nuff fur ya. We Tucker
(ATB) him chew a hole in da wall rite</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Antique>where we basset door go. Him my
hero! </FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Antique></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Antique>We know when we Momma go sumwhere. </FONT><FONT
size=2 face=Antique>Herz teke shower, put on da "reel" clothes </FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Antique>and da face paint. We be a waitin fur da
shoe attack. Her twy to put da shoe on we steel.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Antique>You tink she leern but Noooooo. We no
dum...dat ol' woomun da dummy. Nebber learn.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Antique></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Antique>Iffen you wanna doggy dat do wat you wanna den
fin one dem dummu dogs. Poodles got</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Antique>poo in dey name, Shitzu got da...well you no dat
an me no go der. Dem cowwly dey just </FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Antique>hab da thunkin dun by sumbody else. Now
Ruby Doo Husky be smart gurl and da Empress.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Antique>Herz teech we da Husky stuff. We different
looking but think da same way. </FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Antique></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Antique>We Bassets be an asset. Look how well
trained we hab our slabes. Why ebbery thing da do</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Antique>be fur us. Why iffen a basset in need der
dey go to da resQ. Who you think teached dem dat.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Antique>Der nebber would be a waddle wifout we
bassets. Yep we berry smart. We gib da trainers heck,
den</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Antique>strut we stuff when we wanna....no wen dey want
us to. </FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Antique></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Antique>Dum Hoomuns no nuffin. Dey think we pose to
do wut they wan den call we bad names.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Antique>We Basset strong and berry smawt! We
train our hoomun fum da git go. Just tink, how long </FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Antique>did it take you to fall in lub with you
baby? Huh??? You tot you were so smart but dat little
one</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Antique>was workin the magic and got a home with
you, Now you in Slabe Training One O One. Dat</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Antique>a purty smart one dat got you wrapped
around da big ol' paw in no time. Bwaahahahahahahaha</FONT></DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Antique>Momma sez we innerpennant thunkerz. We no
stubborn just stubborn just like herz is. Well der</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Antique>cud be one or two smart hoomuns in da
mix.....or did we train her to think dat??? Bwahahahaha</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Antique></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Antique>We hab a snooter dat almoss da bess in da
world. Dummy don't hab dat do dey? See we be the bess</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Antique>ob da bess. We teech we slaves, we meke dem
werk der fingers to da bone fur we. Eber thing in</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Antique>da house is fur we and da slave git da
weffobbers. Moss ebber thot dem slabes hab we be in it. Dat
</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Antique>means we be Berrryyyyyy Berrrryyyyy
SMART!</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Antique>Lub,</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Antique>Bazzle da Bedeviling Bad Boy, OEBE</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Antique>Da Man ob Dis Dog House Gang</FONT></DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Antique>P.S. In honor of OEBE memoree day I
fink we shud take dis kiddo unner we wing. I talk to </FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Antique>Tucker (ATB) who not an OEBE but shud
hab been. He whisper in da ear. Show dem dummy</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Antique>Hoomuns wat we reelly bout.</FONT> </DIV>
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