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<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Antiqua>We Momma no wike dem ratdler sneeks. Herz
call dem da debil in disguys. Herz don't reely like enny sneeks cuz dey
creepy. Reelly de onnliest time you seed that ole lady jump en run iz wen
der a sneek. Why we cud put herz in da olimpics fur da high jump.
Youz heer ob da walkin on wadder. We Momma can run in da air!
</FONT><FONT size=2 face=Antiqua>We no seed da sneek dis yeer yet but Momma got
da shubels awl round da pwace. </FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Antiqua>Me tell da liddle story bout lass yeer.
Momma out in da front a pullin out da weeds. We standin watch at da fwont
door behinder gate. Momma no let we in fwont yawd lessin we goin sumplace.
Dey be sum idjuts dat dribe on we street but dat anudder story. Anyroo
herz a pullin da weeds an puttin dem in da weed can and empy it in da big green
can. An ebbery thing juss goin long fine. La Dee
Da.... Well cept herz red in da face cuz it were preddy hot in da sun an a
corse herz hab sum preddy (not) werds fur dem weeds dat keep comin back.
Den der were dem udder werds her said bout dem slimers (dat snails in da hooman
werds). </FONT> </DIV>
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<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Antiqua>Den it happened. Da Momma
screeeeeemmmmmed! Why me nebber herd ennything like dat befur. Ouch
we eers a hurtin sumpin feerce fum dat. We looky obber an der Momma who
had jumperd up on da car. Why herz face is white an da mouf open but
nuffin coming out. Den we seez it frum behind da gate. Biggggg
ole sneek! Why it was a munster sneek. Longer den da
Momma be tall...and herz not short at da fibe an fibe an
haff. Momma herz sceered cuz we a pushin da gate an herz werried we gunna
scape an go affer it. Herz in a wat you cawl it...a fix. Herz wanna
keep we safe but too scardt to git off da car. We tryin to come to da resQ
and herz yellin at we to Stop...Wait...No. Why me reedy to come to
herz deefence but no can git dat darn gate open. Den da sneek craw
down da fence line, cross da walk way an obber to do liddle patch with da wine
barrels rite in fwont ob da car. Da Momma crawl up on da roof a watchin
we....watchin da sneek....watchin we....obber and obber agin fur a nickzillion
mount ob time. Der so much commotion da naybor come see wat da
madder. Herz not a scardt ob da sneek an get in by da tail as in going
down a hole. Momma yellin Noooooo....No do it. Leeb it lone.
Da ole wooman alreedy age a hunnert yeers befur dis no herz a git older by
da second seein dis.</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Antiqua>Luckily it no be a ratdler sneek. Day
naybor sez dat a big ole six footed bull sneek. Momma no care wut kinner
sneek herz juss wanna hab it gone. Wooo Hooo day naybor sabe we Momma but
da sneek still libbin round here. Good ting be dat da bull sneek meke
snacky ob da ratdler sneeks. (Me still gonna be on dat looky see fur
it.)</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Antiqua>Momma come in da house a shakin like we do affer
a bath. Herz cleen up an gib we da supper. Den herz said sumpin bout
a bisitin wiff a frend. We nebber met da frend but herz cawled him da
Captin. So we a waitin fur da Captin but da boat nebber came....but da
Momma did sleep in da next mornin. Me think herz made up da Captin thing
cuz we no see him but der was a bottle dat come out of
hidin.</FONT> <FONT size=2 face=Antiqua> bwahahahahaha</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Antiqua>Da end.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Antiqua>Bazzle, Da Bedeviling Bad Boy, OEBE</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Antiqua>ob Da Dog House Gang.</FONT></DIV>
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