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<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Arial>We discovered this evening that Noah, our one eyed
boy, has a Quest. His dream is to be in the Guinness Book of World
Records. His category is Longest Walking Pee.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Arial>His first effort was an amazing 18.5 ft from first
drop to last puddle, with a long line of zig zag streams making up in
between. If it had not been so amazing, I would have certainly
had words for him, but hey, who can argue with a world record
holder????</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Arial>While I will not discourage him from improving his
distance, I will not encourage him either......call me a bad
mom.</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Arial>wen and the Bounders</FONT></DIV></BODY></HTML>