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<DIV><STRONG><FONT size=2 face=Antique>Me no happy! Da Momma herz be gone awl
day Sadderdey and Sundey. But dis be werser </FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT size=2 face=Antique>cuz herz take Sophee Maree dat wittle
pipsqueek! (Nelly Belle be nice) Otay Momma! Her
</FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT size=2 face=Antique>still wittle and herz awlay tried to
steel me place nex to Me</FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT size=2 face=Antique>Momma! Yes it be day
truff.</FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT size=2 face=Antique></FONT></STRONG> </DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT size=2 face=Antique>Herz wuz gone a nickzillion mount ob
time! Supper time, no Momma. Me </FONT></STRONG><STRONG><FONT size=2
face=Antique>tummy empty, da bowl </FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT size=2 face=Antique>empty, der nuffin! Da foo room seel
off frum we. Den </FONT></STRONG><STRONG><FONT size=2 face=Antique>da
beddy time come...nuffin! No Momma still.
</FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT size=2 face=Antique>What gunna happen to me?
</FONT></STRONG><STRONG><FONT size=2 face=Antique>Me wuz wastin way.
Why soon der wuz gonna be nuffin left is me EMPPY</FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT size=2 face=Antique>tummy </FONT></STRONG><STRONG><FONT
size=2 face=Antique>swishin round. Dis were BAD,
</FONT></STRONG><STRONG><FONT size=2 face=Antique>BAD, BAD!
</FONT></STRONG><STRONG><FONT size=2 face=Antique>Finally herz come draggin
in. Why her look like </FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT size=2 face=Antique>da stuff da come outta
</FONT></STRONG><STRONG><FONT size=2 face=Antique>da backen ob a
cow. Da Gang </FONT></STRONG><STRONG><FONT size=2 face=Antique>run
to meet herz but what dis smells. Der a </FONT></STRONG><STRONG><FONT
size=2 face=Antique>Sophee</FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT size=2 face=Antique>Maree but who dem udders?
Hmmmmmm. </FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT size=2 face=Antique></FONT></STRONG> </DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT size=2 face=Antique>Den guess wat da slabe and we
</FONT></STRONG><STRONG><FONT size=2 face=Antique>2 legger sisier do? Dey
not ownwee put we</FONT></STRONG><STRONG><FONT size=2 face=Antique>b-hin
dat gate! I tell you </FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT size=2 face=Antique>what dese slabes needing ob new
trainin classes. Den it heppin! Dey bring in dis big ole
handsome</FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT size=2 face=Antique>houndy. WooooWeeee dis guy be
sumptin else! Why him feet HUGE. Dis boy be a munster
truck</FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT size=2 face=Antique>basset. Him mostly black with
liddle white an liddle brown. Him da tawl, dark and handsum
STUD!</FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT size=2 face=Antique>Brudder Elwood wud be wall flower
compawed wit dis hunk ob a hunk. Momma let me and Isabelle out.
</FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT size=2 face=Antique>Ohhhh dat compawtishun on fur dis
guy. We put on we happy face, </FONT></STRONG><STRONG><FONT size=2
face=Antique>shake we tail fedders and tushies.</FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT size=2 face=Antique>Him a shy boy round we but him juss not
onnwee a hunk but him not a braggin blowhawd hunk.
Why</FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT size=2 face=Antique>we not eben thinkin bout Sophee Maree cuz
we gotta Hunk in we house. </FONT></STRONG><STRONG><FONT size=2
face=Antique>Why awl da gurls excited bout</FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT size=2 face=Antique>dis one, eben da long legged Ruby Doo
could no resist him. </FONT></STRONG><STRONG><FONT size=2 face=Antique>We
finally went to beddy at o'dark thurty </FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT size=2 face=Antique>in da mornin. Corse we got fed but
Izzy and me too excited </FONT></STRONG><STRONG><FONT size=2 face=Antique>to
eat. We wanna be by dis handsum houndy </FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT size=2 face=Antique>an dat awl we thinkin bout.
</FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT size=2 face=Antique></FONT></STRONG> </DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT size=2 face=Antique>Den on Sunday Momma finally drag hers
lawd booty outta da bed. We gurls run to da kitshun and
guess</FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT size=2 face=Antique>wat? We no dreamin! We hunk
rite der befur we eyes. WoooHoooo dis a great day! Den affer liddle
bit</FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT size=2 face=Antique>Momma put we back behinder gate. Me
hunk on udder side. Me woofin, den awl we gurls woofin.
We</FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT size=2 face=Antique>wannabee wit we man! But no...Momma
sez Quiet an put da leesh on Me Man an outta door dem go.</FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT size=2 face=Antique>Momma gone nudder nickzillion hours, but
no as long as yesserday.</FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT size=2 face=Antique></FONT></STRONG> </DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT size=2 face=Antique>Herz come back but where Me Hunk?
No Hunk! Dis a disaster! Da lub of me life not here no
more?</FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT size=2 face=Antique>Bwaaaaaaaaaaaa Sniff Bwaaaaaaaaaaa I sing
me heartbrake song. Da udder gurls join in da chorus
and</FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT size=2 face=Antique>Bazzle join in. Me thinks Bazzle
was happy him gone cuz him was leff in da dust. Momma tell
we...Dat</FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT size=2 face=Antique>boy just spend da nite. Him gonna
go sumplace where dey Charlot gunna get him allergies fix up
so</FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT size=2 face=Antique>him can git a FurEbber Home. Why me
thinks he could hab dat here but NOOOOO...Momma sez</FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT size=2 face=Antique>we hab a house full. (Momma was in lub
wit him too! Herz said him a keeper iffen she no hab
so</FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT size=2 face=Antique>menny now. <STRONG><FONT size=2
face=Antique>Momma sez him a resQ from dat man fum da</FONT></STRONG><FONT
size=2 face=Antique><STRONG> Bay area. Why iffen awl da hunks
</STRONG></FONT></FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT size=2 face=Antique><FONT size=2 face=Antique><STRONG>dis gud
looking down dere we gurls gonna go on a road
trip !</STRONG></FONT></FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT size=2 face=Antique></FONT></STRONG> </DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT size=2 face=Antique>Dis got me a thinkin. Sophee Maree
wen onna ride and herz no come back. Momma sez her</FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT size=2 face=Antique>dopted by wunnerful famly. Me hunk
go on car ride an him no come back...Me no think the </FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT size=2 face=Antique>car ride be awl da wunnerful. Maybe
me just go fur walkies an avoid da car!</FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT size=2 face=Antique></FONT></STRONG> </DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT size=2 face=Antique>Dis da lass pawt ob da storee. Me
Hunk ob Hunk ob Burning Lub name.......(wait fur it).....</FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT size=2 face=Antique>Elvis!</FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT size=2 face=Antique></FONT></STRONG> </DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT size=2 face=Antique>Lub an Happy Memorial
Day!</FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT size=2 face=Antique>Nelly Belle ob Da Dog House
Gang</FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT size=2 face=Antique>(still dreamin bout
Elvis)</FONT></STRONG></DIV>
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