<html><head><style type="text/css"><!-- DIV {margin:0px;} --></style></head><body><div style="font-family:arial, helvetica, sans-serif;font-size:12pt;color:#000000;"><DIV>Dan the Man Here, you guys talkin' bout dumm moms. Mine be bout dummer than all you's moms put together. Listen ta this. She get the bassetmobile allredy for somthin big. I kin tell. She puts water init, food init, kofee in that big silver thing, that chair what folds up, lotsa stuff, an the kamra. That's how I knows it something big. Then I go inna bassetmobile too. We drives for a nickzillion hours. We get out at the reel smelly place where I been before. Smells like cows an horses but there's none there. Then I see it. Those square things she calls rings. Here's how dum she are. They square and she calls 'em rings. OK, the firs day we go inna ring twice and she reel happy an I gets Little Cesar
TWICE. If you aint never heard about Cesar, you should taste him. YUUUUUMMMM. The secont day, here's where the dumm part come in. She do the stuff RONG! TWICE! I did jus like she toll me. I got the Little Cesar again! TWICE. Dumm mom, she say Dan, I messed up and I don't get any cookies. I jes nodded my head. Then alla stuff back inna bassetmobile an we drive a nickzillion hours again, an we home, an we both take naps. </DIV>
<DIV>Yup, Dan is right. Saturday we got an RAE leg, Sunday was a different story. I did 2 stations incorrectly in rally excellent and in advanced I did one station incorrectly and missed another. Dan did everything I asked him to, even the incorrect stuff. With other minor deductions we NQ'd both that day. Imagine my surprise when I told Dan that he got cookies but Mom didn't get any and he nodded. He knows how to nod from the days of working with kids. He's never done it so appropriately tho. I guess further training is needed for mom. Dan can stay home and watch TV. Randee and Dan (270 degrees is not a full circle mom)</DIV></div><br>
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