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<DIV> Ok you all know where this is going, several years a go when I
had two Miniature Dachshunds, My one female came in heat, I decided
that I wanted her to have one litter of pups, now let's just say
that I live on the corner and I DO NOT MINGLE with my neighbors, besides all
their children thought I was a witch ! that is with a W not a
B so I know all the protocol and go out each and every time with my
Dachshund while she did her business and then right back into the house, well
this moron that lived down the street had a Brittany and it was a
male and he kept jumping his fence and coming down to my house, so I
called the dog warden three different times and each time this guy got a
ticket, he was NOT happy, so one very nice Sunday morning there is a
POUNDING at my back door and there stood this man with a GUN !!!!!!
called hubby to the door and this guy proceeds to make threats on my dog and
me so very politely like you know I am, I excused myself and came
back up into my house, went to the gun cabinet and got my dads, Smith
& Wesson 357 Magnum and I walk back down the steps , open the door with my
hand behind my back, I pulled out the gun, put a bullet in the
chamber and I politely said " now ass hole my gun is bigger
than your gun and you have exactly 10 seconds to get off my property or I
will splatter your F****** brains all over my patio ! " My husband
was pale white !!!!!! the blood left his brain for some
reason He yelled " MARLENE " any ways
the ass Hole left and they actually put their house up for sale three weeks
later and moved, I wanted to have a going away party for them but Hubby
was against it. he isnt much fun !!!!!!!! the moral of this story is
don't P*** me off ! Hubby now has put a lock on his gun cabinet and
we doen't even have any grandchildren bwahahahahahahah
Oh yes, my miniature Dachshund had 7 puppies !!!!!!!</DIV>
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<DIV>Marlene mommy to Maggie Wags and Evil Annie</DIV>
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<DIV>did I mention we have been married for 40 years
bwahahahahaha !!!!!</DIV></FONT></BODY></HTML>