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<DIV>Oh Gosh guys, you are not the first people to suggest me writing a
book, HOWEVER the reality of it is this, I figure by the time it got
to the editor and they edited out all of the foul language and violence there
wouldn't be anything left to read about bwahahahahahahahah
!!!!! No Book </DIV>
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<DIV>now as to the Vicks, beings Sara said " NEVER
put vicks on a dogs nose as it would be cruel", how about rubbing it on
their butts ????? just a little dab will do ya ! then you
could sit back with a nice glass of wine and watch the butt scooting
! bwahahahahahahah. actually I use vicks almost every
night on my nose , that's probably what's wrong with my brain
!!!!!!! just a dab it helps me to breath ! ( although
hubby probably wishes I would stop breathing ! ) much better than that
damn bear grease my dad rubbed on us. maybe that why I had so many stray
dogs following me home all the time . I smelled !!!!!!! geeeez how
sad is that ???? I just figured out I'm not the dog whisperer</DIV>
<DIV>bwahahaa !!!! sniff sniff !</DIV>
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<DIV>I hate this summer poor Maggie and Evil Annie don't get to go
for their walks, just too hot and humid, they go out in the back yard and
roll in owl S*** and find toads and Evil Annie has
gotten stung twice by bees, I dont use chemicals on my lawn so
I have LOTS of white and purple clover, and I have LOTS of </DIV>
<DIV>( honey bees ) they are the good guys, but if you have a big dumb,
floppy eared , dumb nuts chasing you , you will sting !!!!!</DIV>
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<DIV>well someone asked about my yellow Jackets, after four cans of "GREAT
STUFF crack sealer " and 6 cans of wasp and hornet spray I think we are
gaining control of the situation, my oh so smart, intelligent
head of national security hubby sealed them in the wall !
well, then they were really mad and drilled their way thru my
basement and I had over a hundred yellow Jackets in the basement !
so we are in hooded sweat shirts leather gloves and sweat pants down there
spraying them with wasp killer and I did manage to smack bill a couple
times in the head and face with a fly swatter ooooppps
the girls are sitting outside the door whining like crazy Maggie Wags
is arooohing as they wanted in on the fun !!!!!!! we seeked and destroyed
!!!!!!! but this isn't even the peak bee season yet ! SO this truly
explains why I am crazy, I smell chemicals from bee spray, I sniff
Vicks under my nose and I absorbed bear grease into my pores !!!!!
oooo la la !!!!!!</DIV>
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<DIV>we are out of here, time for Maggies allergy shot and butt (aka )
anal ( MANIPULATION ) doesn't that sound better than expression
?????????</DIV>
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<DIV>Marlene Maggie Wags and Evil Annie</DIV></FONT></BODY></HTML>