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<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Arial>Colt woofing in: This weekend so far Ruger and I
have been subjected to the good, the bad & the ugly. The good was
momma spent most of the weekend with us, we got 2 walkies everyday, (we still
have an afternoon/night walkie to come, yeah!) She made us chicken jerky, and
liver jerky. This is the 1st time that we've had liver jerkey. It pretty
good stuff but I think we like the chicken jerkey better. We also got
Straw-blackberry ice cream. But to get that ice cream we had to go through
the bad. The bad was that today she took us for a bath, and toe bone
grinding. Mr. Randal at U-Scrub a Pup helps her use a dremel on our toe bones to
grind them down. It tickles a little bit, but it is not as scary as the
toe bone guillotine thingie that chops off the toebones. Now for the
ugly...young hounds might want to put their ears over their eyeballs and your
paws over your ear holes, least you have nightmares tonight. Before our
bath Momma violated us! Yappers she cleaned out our anal glands! And
then the ol'womenz had the never to call us stinky butts. Where is the
police dogs when you need them? And now for the real ugly...were talking
buffalo butt ugly! Momma made a second batch of chicken jerky, but told us
that it was not for Ruger and I. What the doG! That it was for Uncle
Morgan! Oh my heavens. Uncle Morgan is momma's basset brother...why the doG
can't Grandmaw make Uncle Morgan's chicken jerky? Why is momma making it
and then shipping it to Indiana for that little brat! OOOOOOOWWWWW the
Horror of it. Okay the young'ins can uncover their eyeballs now. I hope
that every one else is having a good weekend with out the bad and the ugly. Lots
of drool to all the sick hounds and humans. And lots of soft snooter
kisses to my sweet little Honeydew Melon, Sadee Maye. Me all clean, shiney
and cleaned out...how about a date? hehehehe. Colt out.</FONT></DIV>
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