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<DIV>Bwahahahahahah, heheheheheeh
hahahah ok I am seriously trying to restrain myself
bwahahahah Ok I am up off the floor now, , wait I have
to wipe away the tears first, Ok here we go, first you need to
go out and buy yourself a good pair of running shoes, PF
Flyers comes to mind, I would probably purchase a good armor plated
suit like the knights wore back in the 18th century ! oh damn this
is good bwahahaha crap, fell off my chair,
sorry , I know I said I was going to be serious ! Ok maybe the
suite is a little extreme, so forget the suit. but really now
this is the serious part, go buy yourself a can of bee & hornet
spray, the foaming kind, it should say on the can that it will shoot
20 feet, so when he starts to come after you, spray him and dont
stop, it will scare the hell out of him and then you can take out your
silver plated sword and you have to run it through his HEART
bwahahahahaha oh crap , almost peed my jeans !!!!!</DIV>
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<DIV>Orrrrrrrrr you can put a couple fire crackers in your pocket
and when you see him coming down the tree or chasing after you light a fire
cracker and that should chase him away ! you will have to do this several
times to deter him. or just call your local police or animal control officer and
tell them you have a " killer squirrel chasing you " if it were me,
I would just shoot the SOB ! the police here in Maumee would expect
that of me , depends on how popular you are with your local law
enforcement officers ??????</DIV>
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<DIV>Marlene mommy to itchy Maggie Wags and Evil
Annie</DIV></FONT></BODY></HTML>