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<DIV><FONT color=#740900 face="Trebuchet MS">Muldoon here. Brudder Elwood,
peeps is just slow. Slaves are never fully trained. Clara
is doing a good job with with the old lady. Gas bombs, puddles and
steaming piles usually work well with slaves. Slaves, even those who cook
for us are not able to be smart and they are incapable of really understanding
the delicate and beautiful nature of our perfect tones. And, their
snooters are pathetic. They cannot smell shadows or where those noise were
last week. Slaves are incapable of real Bassetude. That is why we
have to train them constantly. If you do not train them your toe
bones go like the nebberminds. Clara is making every effort to
turn the corner on the old lady, but it is an unforgiving task. Good move
on the random turds. Squids, glasses and counter surfing are all basic
techniques for Basset Rule 1 that you excel at and should be reinforced
from time to time. You should gag and eat some grass and practice
your look some more before the woeful whimper and sore foot.
When these are done in coordination with the turd, the puddle and the big boy
bark you will begin to reap the benefits of fully trained slaves.
Pay more careful attention to the Gas Bomb Girl, she is a masterful Slave
Trainer. She is not in trouble. Muldoon
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