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<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt'>Dis
be Holly da Dolly woofin in on sum fings dat has been bein disgussed
lately. (Da Mama been hoggin da puter recently so me not able to mek me
normal fascinatin contribushun to da conversashun.) Firss,
sumbody asks if doggies talks to their peeps? Now me asks ya, what do ya
fink all dem noises we is mekin when we be lookin right at ya is?
COMMUNICASHUN. We is communicatin. Doggies not mekin all dese
noises jus ta heer demselves mek noise!! Now sum talks more dan
oders, is true, fer instans mememe is beeeg talker, Sister Gracie is inna
middle, and Sister Anna is whut we calls da Silent Joe. Dis okay, mememe
talks nuf fer everbody! But pleez, no ask such seely quession agin,
acourse we is talking, it not weez fault dat da peeps no be brite enuf ta
figger out whut weez sayin. Hmmph. Sister Holly tells da Mama,
hurry up ol ledy, me wants in da door NOW! Hurry up ol ledy, meez ready
ta go walkin NOW! Qwit talking ta nayburs so we kin finish da walk
NOW! Many fings me tells dat ol ledy peep, mossly me says NOW. An
me don stop yellin NOW til her gets da fat butt in geer. Beez da shame me
hassa YELL but der ya goes, me be COMMUNICATIN. Peeps beez slow.<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
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<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt'>Now,
ness subjeck – RATZ. Dat Sister Patty da Krazy Kat dun brung da ded
rat inna house agin las nite, holy shamoly iffen ya wanna seez da ol ledy yell
an move da lardbutt, just bring in da rat. It dont matter ta her dat its
ded, cuz now she say Patty dont ya leve dat ded fing layin on ma floor, whut I
gunna do wif it? Good fing we gets fing calla Cole Frunt yestidy, cuz dat
let da Mama peek up dis ded rat an hurl it ober fence inna alley.
Varmints git it ober nite, but if not it not be stinkin. No cole frunt,
no can hurl inna alley cuz ded rat be stinkin beeg time inna heet. Meez
finks Mama hurt Krazy Patty feelins, her brung dis wunnerful fresh keel to
share wif da Mama, an whut Mama do? Frow ober fence. Peeps beez
slow an also weerd. <o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
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<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt'>Dis
Sister Holly da Dolly signin off – it bin rainin an rainin all morning long
an now it aint rainin no more an da Mama wants us gurlz ta go ouside and
pee. She fink MEMEME gunna go squat inna wet grass??? Dummy.
Me show her, mememe goes pee onna carpet in libin room. Lubs and
kissies ta all frum us gurlz, sorry ta rush but me gotsta go pee on da rug.
HollydaDollygottapeegottapeeee<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
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<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=JanieHmkBold><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:JanieHmkBold'>Anita Woodrum</span></font><o:p></o:p></p>
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href="mailto:a.woodrum@sbcglobal.net">a.woodrum@sbcglobal.net</a></span><o:p></o:p></font></p>
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