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face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;
font-style:italic'>I ran down the stairs and in my haste---I must of set the
micro on 30 minutes unstead of 3 minutes. Here was Clara on the floor staring
at the microwave. Inside was her breakfast. The food had been nuked to hardened
crumbs and that microwavable bowl-HA---melted. Did I mention the smell???<o:p></o:p></span></font></i></p>
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<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 color=navy face=Arial><span style='font-size:
10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:navy'>Dere Miz Clara, dis bees Sister Gracie ob
Sisters Gracie, Holly an Anna. Mos ob da time me an Anna lets Sister
Holly talk onna count ob she is berry moufy, but after reedin your Momma’s
note (seez above) about nukin your brekfus to a crisp, I hadda contact you ta
offer my pawsonal sympathy. Me has de dingbat Mama, too, an it bees a
neber endin battle ta git da dummy ta behave. Fer instanse, me Mama bees
always fergettin to mash me veggies. Her cooks our food an it bees pretty
good, but me no eats veggies whut not mashed. Not care dat Holly an Anna
eatsem, me aint eatin peas an carrits an beans whut aint mashed. Ol dummy
know dis but fergits an me has ta spit dem veggie hunks on da floor.
Knows whut else her does? Her not keep me speshul water bowl in da
bafroom filled up aller time, den me has to lay on da bafroom floor an yell at
her ta come fillerup. Me has a lobely loud voice, so me gibs out a big
BOOOO. Den me wates one minit, den anodder BOOOO. An me waits
anodder minit, den BOOOO agin. Sometimes me has to BOOOO five an six
times afore da lazy slabe gets da lardbutt in geer an fills me speshul water
bowl. Dese slabes bees a nebber endin trial to us senyor gurlz.
Well, me hopes da dummy fixt yous a new brekfus, me jus wanted ta tell ya ta
keep da snooter up an keeps tryin, mebbe your pittiful slabe will improbe hers
bad behabior. Rememer, dem peeps meens well, but dey be not brite. Lub
an kissies frum me, Sister Gracie, an also frum Sister Holly an Sister Anna.
An Sister Patty da Krazy Kat, too. <o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
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style='font-size:12.0pt;font-family:JanieHmkBold;color:navy'>Anita Woodrum</span></font><font
color=navy><span style='color:navy'><o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
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10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:navy'><a href="mailto:a.woodrum@sbcglobal.net">a.woodrum@sbcglobal.net</a></span></font><o:p></o:p></p>
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