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<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt'>Dis
be Sister Holly woofin in heer, da Mama bees workin hard alla day, so mememe
told Mama not ta worry, me would tell dis story. Ya gotsa unnerstand dat
Sister Gracie bees a eater. A beeeeggg eater. In fack, Mama allus sez dat
her finked Sister Gracie was da BEEGEST PEEG on da planet...until Sister Anna
moved in. Now Mama calls dem Peeglet One (Anna) and Peeglet Two (Gracie).
(Mememe Holly da Dolly bees delikate eeter, Mama no calls me no kinda peeg.
Jes wanta git dat straite.) Well, Sister Gracie such a beeg peeg dat eber
ebenin when da Mama tryin ta work onna puter, Sister Gracie comes an lays by
Mama an whines an weedles fer fud. Not gits any, but whines an weedles
annyhoo. Gess whut – it took 14 munths, but Sister Anna be learns ta do
dis now too, jest in last 2 weeks. So now Mama an mememe hasta lissen to BOF
dem peegs whinin an weedlin eber nite. An eber time Mama gets up, Sister Anna
chases her, speshully if Mama goes to da kichen. Which her does a lot onna
count of feedin all dem kitties. Mama sez herz bout ta pull herz hare outa da
hed. Or banish dem whinin an weedlin peegs to da odder room, an let sweet
leetle mememe stay. On accounta me only whines an weedles fer pets, not fud. Dats
all. <o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
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<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt'>Lub,
Sister Holly an da Peegs<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
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<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=JanieHmkBold><span style='font-size:11.0pt;
font-family:JanieHmkBold'>Anita Woodrum</span></font><o:p></o:p></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt'><a
href="mailto:a.woodrum@sbcglobal.net">a.woodrum@sbcglobal.net</a></span></font><o:p></o:p></p>
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