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<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Tahoma><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Tahoma'>Mom was LHAO (laughing her arse off), so I waddled over to
see what all the fuss was about.</span></font><font size=2 face=Tahoma><span
style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Tahoma'> Well, there it was –
in all its silly glory. A SNOOD FOR FOODSLAVES!!! Go and buy one
before Mom gets the idea first. The item number is 380302436344.<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
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font-family:Tahoma'><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Tahoma><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Tahoma'>Now, if you live in an area where the white stuff is
falling out of the sky, you will need one of these. You may not have long bootiful
silky ears, but those little things on either side of your head sure can get
frozen real fast. So, hurry up and get this one before Mom defies Dad
about buying anything else on Ebay. <o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
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<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Tahoma><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Tahoma'>Oh yes – if you do buy the Hooman Snood, you MUST
post your picture on Mom’s Facebook page :o)<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
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<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Tahoma><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Tahoma'>Ahem – You are most welcome for the lead…<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Tahoma><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Tahoma'>Zephyr Funk<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
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