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<DIV>** Dogs off furniture BWAHAHAHAHA well what
works here is throws on all my furniture and the girls know that when
mommy takes the throws off we are going to have company !!!!! and when
someone sits in one of their chairs, you pay a price, they will lay
by the chair and moan and groan like they are in great abdominal distress, if
that fails, you get the " LOOK " with low moaning sounds, if
that fails you get a squeaker toy which is chewed and squeaked for
an hour non stop, if that fails you get the front paw with nails extended raked
down the front of your leg ! and a head laid in your lap with copious
amounts of slime ! are you getting the picture here, after two hours
of non relenting persistence the human usually always gives up the seat
and the hound crawls up into the chair or couch with a long sigh like
GEEZ those humans are stupid, can't believe this took so damn long and
they go to sleep I use to keep ONE piece of furniture just for
company, then I decided that I really didn't like the people who were coming
over to visit so now all furniture belongs to the hounds ! Put
throws on all your furniture and like one drooler suggested put stools or
chairs up on the couch . IT IS !!!!, THAT SIMPLE !</DIV>
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<DIV>" WHY SOME WOMEN HAVE BASSETS INSTEAD OF HUSBANDS ! " </DIV>
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<DIV>so we don't have to keep saying " NOT TONIGHT HONEY, I HAVE A
HEADACHE !!!!! bwahahahahahahaha</DIV>
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<DIV> I know I have been on a Hiatus here, but I have been ever so sick
with a upper respiratory infection. the infection consumed the entire
space of my skull cavity where my pea brain use to hang out, but I
have been blowing my nose so hard I believe I loss the pea ! Oh
Jesus, now what am I going to do ???????</DIV>
<DIV>and watch how you reply BEV !!!!! bwahahahahah I hear your
gears grinding all the way over here in Ohio !</DIV>
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<DIV>Marlene mommy to Maggie Wags and Evil
Annie</DIV></FONT></BODY></HTML>