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<DIV>OH BOY ! wait tii ya hears wut diz dizzy broad momma did dis
time. our daddy hab ta wurk at Lowes yesterday fur sum hound
supportin money, mommy & daddy eat berry early so dey real hungry bout 9:00
PM daddy gib mommy da call early sez how bout pick in up PIZZA fur
later. Sure moma rel hungry, daddy sez I'll gib you da call wen I get off
work, so momma can call in da order. OK so it beez bout 9:30 PM and moom
sez, OK girls time go potty, lets get dis peeing and pooping ober with
before daddy cum home.It bee freezing here sub zero wind chill, so momma
gets all ob us coats on and she wearing enuff clothes dat she look like Nan Nook
ob da far north. we all goes out side and do da walkie, gotz
ta go. so moomy standing next to Maggie who all humped up and den she hear
Riiiiiinnngggg ! Rriiiinnnngggg, her sez " SH** " so she
put dat flashing light under her arm, den she take off her glove, den she pull
off her scarf , den she reach in her pocket fur her phone, den it happened
!!!!!!!!!! she press da button sez HELLO and dropped her phone right
in a fresh pile of STEAMING POOP ! Yes sir she did She yelling and
screaming " GOD DA** It " Maggie & me run fur da house
! that poop wasn't da only ting steaming . she sez Hold on Bill, she
hit da speaker phone button with a poop flag, she sez " Bill can you
hear me ? " </DIV>
<DIV>daddy sez " what da hell going on ? " mommy sez " I
dropped my cell phone in a fresh pile of SH** ! "</DIV>
<DIV>so mommy tells daddy dat she going in da house to call on dat land line
phone to da pizza man. we all goes in da house and she calt dat pizza order in
and den her goes back outside to retrieve her poopy phone
bwahaahahahahah. daddy cum home wif dat pizza and he walk in da house and
he sez " the longer I stayed married to you, the more convinced I am that
you are INSANE ! " NO one Marlene, NO one on this earth has ever
dropped their cell phone in a fresh pile of SH** ! "</DIV>
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<DIV>Evil Annie</DIV></FONT></BODY></HTML>