<html><head><style type="text/css"><!-- DIV {margin:0px;} --></style></head><body><div style="font-family:arial, helvetica, sans-serif;font-size:10pt"><div style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; color: black; ">OK, ever since I first read about the "erogenous" post, I've been searching my archives for this poem, which I saw on the list back when I first joined. I don't know who posted it originally, so I can't give credit, but maybe it'll give the new generation of Droolers a laugh.</div><div style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; color: black; "><br></div><div><meta http-equiv="content-type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"><font class="Apple-style-span" face="arial, helvetica, sans-serif"><h3 class="post-title entry-title" style="font-weight: normal; font-size: 18px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; ">Bassets
With Erections Can't Climb Stairs.</h3><div class="post-header"><div class="post-header-line-1"></div></div><div class="post-body entry-content"><strong>Each night she's on the balcony, he loves her from afar </strong><br><strong>His soft, sad eyes are hypnotised, she shines down like a star. </strong><br><strong>His heart will break forever; his kind can't have affairs</strong><br><strong>For Bassets with erections can't climb stairs. </strong><br><strong></strong><br><strong>His home a humble bungalow and hers a penthouse flat </strong><br><strong>He cannot go where she can go and that, they say, is that. </strong><br><strong>He never can be near her, although she knows he cares, </strong><br><strong>For Bassets with erections can't climb stairs. </strong><br><strong></strong><br><strong>You want to win a woman? Just be cool, be aloof </strong><br><strong>The dog who doesn't hit the stairs can make it to the
roof. </strong><br><strong>The dog who doesn't care will be the dog who wins the day </strong><br><strong>You'll never get to heaven with your chopper in the way. </strong><br><strong></strong><br><strong>The spirit soars, the body falls, and heavy lies the heart </strong><br><strong>That cries out with the pangs of love, "Be still my broken part" </strong><br><strong>How painful is the passion, and how painful the repairs, </strong><br><strong>For Bassets with erections can't climb stairs. </strong></div><div class="post-body entry-content"><strong><br></strong></div><div class="post-body entry-content"><strong>Esther, Basil, and Waldo ATB</strong></div></font></div><blockquote style="border-left-width: 2px; border-left-style: solid; border-left-color: rgb(16, 16, 255); margin-left: 5px; padding-left: 5px; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; color: black; "><div style="font-family:arial, helvetica,
sans-serif;font-size:10pt"><br><div style="font-family:times new roman, new york, times, serif;font-size:12pt"><font size="2" face="Tahoma">----- Forwarded Message ----<br><b><span style="font-weight: bold;">From:</span></b> Esther Strom <esthermstrom@yahoo.com><br><b><span style="font-weight: bold;">To:</span></b> An internet mail list designed to entertain and inform basset hounds and their people. <dailydrool@lists.dailydrool.org><br><b><span style="font-weight: bold;">Sent:</span></b> Thu, February 17, 2011 4:53:08 PM<br><b><span style="font-weight: bold;">Subject:</span></b> Re: [Dailydrool] Mod Squad note - Unfiltered<br></font><br>
<meta http-equiv="x-dns-prefetch-control" content="off"><div style="font-family:arial, helvetica, sans-serif;font-size:12pt;"><div>"<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Arial;font-size:medium;">because of an erogenous post"... LOL. Maybe I missed an actual "erogenous" post, but to quote Fezzik (The Princess Bride), "I do not think that word means what you think it means!"</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Arial;font-size:medium;"><br></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Arial;font-size:medium;"><span><a target="_blank" href="http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=define:+erogenous&btnG=Search">http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=define:+erogenous&btnG=Search</a></span></span></div><div style="font-family:arial, helvetica, sans-serif;font-size:12pt;"><br><div style="font-family:times new roman, new york, times, serif;font-size:12pt;"><font size="2"
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<p style="MARGIN:0in 0in 0pt;" class="MsoNormal"><font size="3">I agree with Robert
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<p style="MARGIN:0in 0in 0pt;" class="MsoNormal"><font size="3">I don’t see much
difference between thin skinned Droolers leaving DD because of an erogenous post
and Monitors leaving the DD unfiltered.</font></p>
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<p style="MARGIN:0in 0in 0pt;" class="MsoNormal"><font size="3">Where have all the
adults gone</font></p>
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