<div><font size="2"><font face="verdana,sans-serif">Dis Conly wif a long won short tail.</font></font></div>
<div><font size="2"><font face="verdana,sans-serif">I no put mine up.</font></font></div>
<div><font size="2"><font face="verdana,sans-serif">In da doggie show you gotsta put youse tail up.</font></font></div>
<div><font size="2"><font face="verdana,sans-serif">Nope.</font></font></div>
<div><font size="2"><font face="verdana,sans-serif">No deal.</font></font></div>
<div><font size="2"><font face="verdana,sans-serif">Firss day I gotted freeked roll ober in da ring finking mebbe belly rubs. Nope.</font></font></div>
<div><font size="2"><font face="verdana,sans-serif">Nobuddy I lubs fink it funny, needer.</font></font></div>
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<div><font size="2"><font face="verdana,sans-serif">Howebber dere lotsa apeeples dere whut wanna rub Conlys beyootiful speckled tummy affeer he bomp in da ring.</font></font></div>
<div><font size="2"><font face="verdana,sans-serif">Liddel kids. Big kids. Oncet a hole buncha peeples sit on da floor wif me all I gotta do lay dere gettin belly rubs. Mebe 15 peepels all sitting dere tekin turns.</font></font></div>
<div><font size="2"><font face="verdana,sans-serif">Won ladee sez "I juss lubs bloodhunds". She liddel girl lookit her say "Mama dis a Basset!!"</font></font></div>
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