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<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Arial>Ruger, Director of ASTT woofing in with a ASTT
update. First of all Happy April Fool's Day to all! Momma LOVED the
DD Calendar picture today of Mugwort & Madder the 2 rare and beautiful
BASS(ets). Lots to update from HQ today as it has been a whirl wind
of activity here. Colt and I have been up to our eyeballs in squirrel attacks on
our compound. Plus just as we started to get Grandmaw trained, she up and went
back to Indiana to take care of Uncle Morgan...You're welcome Uncle Morgan for
the slave training boot camp! Then just as Colt and I thought that we
would get a little R & R guess who the Momma drags in? DADDY!!! Momma
says that Daddy is now home for good (except for a few minor trips) as he is now
based back here at Hurlburt Field AFB. Colt & I were wondering what all the
decorations in the house were for since it wasn't our birthday? So we had
a big celebration to welcome Daddy home from jolly ol' England and to
congratulate him on his promotion to E-8 (Senior Master Sgt) So the cheap
champagne flowed and there was much merriement. As for the momma, she is healing
up nicely from here "baby alien removal" (lumpectomy). The people-vet said
that it was just a fatty tumor, and the mum is cleared to start back into a
little exercise as tolerated. So now Colt and I are in charge of her
exercise/P.T., we have started her off on a couple of walks a day and will add
in some light weight training in 7-10 days. </FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Arial>Oh one more thingy. Happy Anniversary to Mom &
Dad! Yep those two ol'fools got married on April Fool's Day 2 yrs ago on an
Alaskan Glacier. Momma says that only Fools get married 2 and 3 times and
only fool's marry a Special Forces guy. Well Momma...we don't think you
are a fool...we think that you had to kiss a lot of toads to find your handsome
Prince...finally found that magical "frog" hehehehe! Remember
ladies. Kissing toads will only give you warts...but kissing a frog might give
you a handsome Prince....but daddy is taken so back off that one.
hehehehehe...OUR DADDY! </FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Arial>Love and Kisses to all the ladies and gentle
headbutts to all the guys out there.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Arial>Ruger ASTT Director</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Arial>P.S. All houndies need to pull and
April Fool's day prank on the slaves...just to keep them on their toes and to
give them a little humor in their lives. </FONT></DIV>
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