<html><head><style type="text/css"><!-- DIV {margin:0px;} --></style></head><body><div style="font-family:'times new roman', 'new york', times, serif;font-size:12pt"><div>Hi all,</div><div><br></div><div>Well, I have been reading about various slaves and their diets and it occured to me that both my husband and myself have lost around 8 lbs each since the middle of January and I thought it would be nice to share our little secret. His name is ...... SNOOPY!!!!</div><div><br></div><div>Yes, that's right, if you want to drop a few unwanted pounds we suggest you head straight down to your local dog pound and bring home a needy, food aggressive basset!! It worked wonders for us. Every time someone got out a snack at our house after we brought Snoopy home all H@%L would break loose. SERIOUSLY. He'd SCREAM and then he's start lunging and growling and poor Cyrus took the brunt of all this. It got to be such a production to deal
with the dogs and prevent any escalations that we limited food to meal times only, and even then only after carefully planning.</div><div><br></div><div>I should mention that the Snoopy diet is only effective for a couple of months. The three month anniversarty of Snoopy's gotcha date is the 12th ... and just last week I saw my daughter strolling through the house with a cookie with both dogs trailing her ... one of the right side and one on the left. Not much excitement any more. But .... you still can't let your guard completely down. Yesterday I was slicing some olive bread in the kitchen and Snoopy evidently felt that Cyrus' nose got too close to the cutting board (long legger that he is) and Snoopy let out an AHROOOOO that took me totally by surprise and nearly took my thumb off (ok, exagerating but I did knick myself).</div><div><br></div><div>So, for those of you looking to shed a few lbs for summer I surely hope our
suggestion will help you on your way.</div><div><br></div><div>Best,</div><div>Dale</div><div><br></div><div>Snoopy (is it snack time yet?) <a href="http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1182554">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/118255</a>0</div><div>Cyrus (do you smell a snack yet?) <a href="http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1182554">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1182554</a></div><div><br></div><div style="position:fixed"></div>
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