<html><head><style type="text/css"><!-- DIV {margin:0px;} --></style></head><body><div style="font-family:times new roman, new york, times, serif;font-size:12pt;color:#000000;"><DIV>This is Bo, Commander in Chief of the Pacific Basset Feet.</DIV>
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<DIV>I have been thinking (not a behavior which comes easily for me), and I have been paying attention to feedback from Director Ruger. While I have been home recuperating from my wounds from the recent assassination attempt on my life at the dogpark, I have also been watching human television. In all of the movies where assassins attempt to harm the human president, there are these people called secretive service agents who take down the bad guys BEFORE the president is harmed, not after, as was the case in the recent attempt on myself.</DIV>
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<DIV>I am aware that some of you hounds are qualified service dogs. My brother Odell on Oahu is a service dog. And if I recall correctly, Eleanor and Einstein are both service dogs as well. No doubt there are more I have not mentioned. And I am also aware that some of you are quite secretive. The hidden camera photos showing bassets on the kitchen counter when noone was home are proof of this. So I would like to invite some of you secretive service dogs to come protect me. I can offer you excellent food and a temperate climate year-round, with adequate human slaves except in the bodyguarding capacity. I am also extending protection to Crazy, who has recently had an experience similar to mine. CIC Bo</DIV></div><br>
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