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<DIV>I really like my name. Snoopy. Definately a dog name. And me, I'm definately a dog. I like smells, the more disgusting to humans, the better. I need to know everything. Snoopy, that's me. Cyrus, well, he likes his name too but it's not really a dog name, it's a Kings name that my brother shares. Which leads to my story ....</DIV>
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<DIV>My grandma has a dog named Jason. The other day she picked up the phone and the person on the other end asked to speak to Jason. Seriously. Grandma asked if it is a joke. The caller said no, they really need to speak to Jason. Grandma said "Jason is a dog." The caller said they weren't interested in Grandma's opinion as to Jason's character, they just wanted to talk to him. Grandma was a bit flustered at that so she tried again .... "Jason can't talk ... he's a dog." The caller thought Grandma was rude and started to insist .... finally, Grandma asked "are you calling 444-7777?" Nope, wrong number. The caller wanted a human Jason and Grandma only has a canine one.</DIV>
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<DIV>So much confusion and stress. It would never have happened if Grandma had named her dog Snoopy.</DIV>
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<DIV>More later from Snoopy</DIV></div></body></html>