<html><head><style type="text/css"><!-- DIV {margin:0px;} --></style></head><body><div style="font-family:times new roman, new york, times, serif;font-size:12pt"><DIV>Hi all, travel coordinator Snoopy checking in. I’m making arrangements for Cyrus to travel to Hawaii to be Bo’s body guard and there are a few details I need to work out.</DIV>
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<DIV>1) Sleeping arrangements. Cyrus requires a California King Size pillow top memory foam mattress. He is willing to share with humans and bassets provided they are snuggly and share the pillows nicely.</DIV>
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<DIV>2) Travel accommodations. Cyrus does not have a crate and we are having trouble identifying one big enough for him. Does anybody have a baby elephant crate we can borrow?</DIV>
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<DIV>3) Dog Park. Cyrus needs to go to the dog park AT LEAST 3 times a week as he is a fetchaholic. MomPerson has placed firm restrictions on WHAT he is allowed to fetch these days … tennis balls are ok, the ONLY Frisbees he is allowed to catch are the soft rubber ones made for dogs … she is still paying off his dental bills from the last mishap.</DIV>
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<DIV>4) Walks. Cyrus requires (at least) nightly walks, the more the better. He is now fully accustomed to having a basset come along and bay the entire time and doesn’t even flinch. Now, if we could just get momPerson to relax about it things would be great.</DIV>
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<DIV>5) Feeding. Cyrus eats about 4 cups of science diet kibble a day (he prefers it mixed with canned) and requires a large number of cookies throughout the day. He also drinks a ton of water (just saying ….)</DIV>
<DIV>6) Climate control. Cyrus requires the inside temperature to be maintained between 68 and 72 degrees and also humidity controlled.</DIV>
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<DIV>7) Dog Door. He needs one because he needs to ensure no terrorist squirrel activity. He has eliminated squirrels on our half of the block … I’ve NEVER seen one. On the far end of the block we saw one once, and we chased that evil varmint off the block but then the dirty rotten sneak ran up a tree and a neighbor tricked us into his garage with treats and then momPerson made us get in the car and go home without ending the dirty rotten terrorists life!! BTW, the dog door needs to be big enough for a baby elephant … just saying.</DIV>
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<DIV>8) Company. Cyrus CANNOT be alone. For any reason. Ever. He gets SAD. It is fine to leave him with a basset or two for extended periods … when you come home you will find them in a pile. But he must not be alone. Ever.</DIV>
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<DIV>Well, that’s it. Please let me know which island to book him through to and which day is best to pick him up at the airport.</DIV>
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<DIV>Love,</DIV>
<DIV>Snoopy</DIV>
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<DIV>P.S. I have a question. When momPerson and dadPerson went to Hawaii they had this thing called red dirt. It turned everything that went outside red, which isn't a problem for Cyrus because he's black. But I wondered about Bo and his brother ... because they said they saw a dalmation and he was red with black spots. Are you guys red on red? Just curious.<BR></DIV></div></body></html>