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<p class=MsoNormal>Whooee-look at that, Huggie Bear. It’s like the
blondeslaves face is frozen! That should suck up those wrinkles!
What do we do next? Well, I’m thinking we need to get it off.
“I know where the hammer is” Clyde offered.
Ummm….Clyde, that might break her head instead of the peel.
She’s not very bright to begin with. I know. Gracie, go get
the water bowl from the bathroom. Yes, I’m sure you can carry
it. See, you only spilled a little. Now put some of the toilet
paper in the water. No, it doesn’t matter that you drank out of
it. Alright now paw me the wet toilet paper. Clyde, rub this on the
blondslaves face. Try not to get it in her ears. There, much
better. Now Gracie hold the cleanser between your paws and Clyde you push
the pump. Ah, better this time just the right amount. Now Gracie
use some of the dry toilet paper to clean it off. Okay, we’re ready
for the day cream. Yes same as before. Now rub it around, Clyde you
do the other side. Not bad. Now for the eye cream-Clyde be
careful-not so much. It says here you only need a little bit. My
heavens-look how smooth the pads of your paws are. Well, what do you know
this Arbonne stuff works! She looks much better, face smooth as a
puppies’ butt and… nearly as hairy. Hurry, it looks like she
might wake up! We have to get everything back where it was!<o:p></o:p></p>
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