<div>Hey, BWHB is the club for you! Brudders Who Hate Baths! I would like to lodge a formal complaint to the world that there should be "NO BATHS"!!!! After all the time and trouble we boys make sloshing through the mud and wet grass and puddles. We get ourselves all good smelling and ripe, just the way we like it, and BAM, mommy puts us in the tub. Oh the horror, the pain, the soap bubbles tickling our noses! Baths should be declared illegal in all 50 states! Signed, Quincy P. Fartwhistle (who acts like he's being tortured during bathtime).</div>
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<div>-- Vicki Kerns</div>
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<div>P.S. Thanks for showing the dog character, Miriam. I added a head & have put it in my signature. It's adorable!<br> </div>
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<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>_/''*''\_<br>(/_)^(_\) ~ </span>"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."</p><br>